Yo Momma

Yo momma is so fat, that when she took one step, the ambulance and fire trucks rolled in thinking it was a earthquake.

 

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Yo mom so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

 

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Yo mom so poor that she uses toilet paper as napkins.

 

yo mamma is so fat that when she turns around everyone says welcome back

yo mamma is so fat that her portrait is a aerial photo.

yo mamma is so ugly that you became poster child for pro abortion

 

Yo mamma is so stupid, that when she looked in the mirror she said "hey! leave me alone!"

 

Yo momma so ugly, that radio waves turn around when they come near her face.

 

Yo moma so dumb, when the weatherman said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon!

Yo moma so skanky, even the soap stinks after she uses it!

Yo moma so fat, her ass has her own zip code.

 

Yo momma so fat they had to put speedbumps on the buffet line.

 

Yo moma so hairy, when she was pulling the trash to the curb they shot her 'cause they thought she was a bear.

 

Yo momma is your mother, she gave you life.

 

yo mama's glasses are so thick, that when she looks at the sun....her eyebrows catch on fire.

 

yo mamma's glasses are so thick, that you noticed this and bought her good thinner glasses.

 

Draqon:

Your moma so stupid, she produced you - the stupider one.

Seriously, you're stupid.

 

..hmmm...im out of here...its pointless to change you people

 

I hope you are not serious

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Why did you have to do that?

 

Because Draqon's mother and him are stupid.

Duh.

 

A bowl. Not a spoon goddamnit.

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-- does the butt cheek dance --

 

I've found where you truly belong P.J.

This is more your speed.