Your Moments Of Rejection

18. And I know you're an Aussie, you said so in one (at least) of your posts.
But, blah blah Americans, blah blah.

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I'm not American either, so I had to read Shorty's post again to understand what she meant. I thought she thought you dug coal for a living.

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my friends mum rejected me when i was about 14, but i would have hit that if i was a couple years older.

but my mums friend, now i tapped that ass.

peace.

 

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hmmmm... like the older women hey? :bugeye: lol

 

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lol i used to have a thing for older women, it was a phase i think,


peace.

 

I think all 14 yeaar olds do.

 

if you count 15+ year olds as "older women" then i guess so. but i wouldent class people that young as women myself.


peace.

 

I knew this girl on a plutonic level. She couldn't shit right for like a week.

 

Anyway, my rejection story:

Out on a friday night, drinking at a house party.
Some chick comes up, and starts talking to me.

Her:"What's your name?"
Me: "Roman."
Her: "Oh, so you're Roman."
Me: "Uhhh, yeah." *brushes her off*
sometime later
Her: "Roman, I heard you had a 12" penis."
Me: choking on drink "What? Who's feeding you lies?"
Leaning on the fence behind her, Arthur starts laughing.
My head: Arthur, you bastard.
Her: "So how big is it, really?"
Me: Hurriedly drinking. "Uhh... considerably shorter; 5 inches or so less than that."
Her: counting on fingers "Eight inches is still really big."
later
Her: "So why won't you sleep with me."
Me: Because I'm too drunk to know if it'd be a gross mistake. "Uhhh... I don't like girls." Smooth, play the gay card.
enter Creepy David, staring creepily (and definitely lusitly) at Roman
Her: "So do you like boys?"
Me: Oh shit, Creepy David. Bail bail!"No, not at all. I hate fags."
Her: "...Roman," Here her voice becomes low and husky. And excited. "are you a virgin."
I should have sad "yes, please rock my world," then while hooking up, "accidently" stuck my penis in her butt. I was, unfortunately, too goddamn drunk to make good bad decisions. Oh well. I think Arthur hit it.


Hmmm, I guess that's not the sort of rejection stories you were looking for.

 

lol. that's fucking hilarious! ha ha ha ha ha...

but yeah, i don't think it's the kind of rejection Darksidzz wants though... lol

 

I will write book on "Dangers Of Being darksidZz" & then it's accompanying volume "Dangers Of Seeking Female For Mating Purposes".

 

lol... i'm sure they would be best sellers.. lol

 

Roman---I think there's a point when you just have to throw good judgement to the wind and nail that bitch to the floor.