all the trouble started when they stopped letting you feed christians to the lions

Dont need lions,you got machine guns and missiles,
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA:D

You can always smile while describing the tortures of the early Christian martyrs, then ask

"So just how committed to Jesus are you?"

Missionaries are walking targets for cruel humour.

"so many christians, so few lions" is probably the only bumper sticker I like.

I'm not sure I want people owning lions, but I am definately FOR christians getting eaten by lions.
It would be best if the africans that the missionaries shamelessly harrass tied those missionaries to a tree and let nature take its course:)

I would rather see that everybody gets an objective and openminded education.