a joke


Registered Senior Member
At the emergency meeting of the UN, the floor has been given to the Israeli
The Israeli Ambassador began, "Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with
my speech, I want to relay an old Passover story to all of you...
When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt toward the Promised Land, he
had to go through the nearly endless Sinai desert... The people became
thirsty and needed water. So Moses struck the side of a mountain
with his cane and a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water.
The people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content.
Moses wished to cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other side of
the pond, took all of his clothes off and dove into the cool waters. Only
when Moses came out of the water he discovered that all his clothes had
been stolen ... And I have reasons to believe that the
Palestinians stole his clothes."

Yasser Arafat, hearing this accusation, jumps out of his seat and screams,
"This is a travesty. It is widely known that there were no Palestinians
there at the time!!!"

"And with that in mind," said the Israeli Ambassador, "let me begin my