I'm "MAZ" and "Kammi" is my friend...
[12:58:15] Kami: went down luton yesterday to collect some maal
[12:58:18] Kami: couldn't sleep man
[12:58:22] Kami: still tired
[12:58:26] Kami: aur hows tings man
[12:58:30] Kami: u got ne new tunes
[12:58:58] Maz: Not really
[12:59:02] Maz: What maal
[12:59:08] Maz: How come you went down luton for it?
[13:00:30] Kami: my cousins r down there
[13:01:10] Kami: bought some rounds and theres a shortage of draw here in Sheffield so bought 3 kilo
[13:01:22] Kami: chopped it into ounces last nite and most gone now
[13:01:30] Kami: wut u been doin man
[13:03:06] Kami: rozey start next week init maz (ramadan)
[13:03:18] Maz: Yeah
[13:03:27] Maz: So you going to come down to see me?
[13:03:36] Maz: Around my ends on eid
[13:03:45] Kami: ill try man cnt say for def
[13:03:54] Kami: im thinkin about goin pakistan maz
[13:04:01] Maz: If not I'll try and come up to see you
[13:04:08] Maz: when yaar?
[13:04:17] Maz: I'm going next year go next year bro
[13:04:26] Maz: We will hoock up there man
[13:04:30] Maz: In Kallar
[13:04:38] Maz: You know I got heavy contacts
[13:04:44] Maz: Back in PK
[13:04:56] Maz: And bare bitchs man - they will fuck you so hard your bones will rattle
[13:05:07] Maz: You know Heera Mandi and shit
[13:05:10] Kami: serious?
[13:05:14] Maz: Yeah man
[13:05:15] Kami: yeh man
[13:05:17] Maz: I told you
[13:05:26] Maz: I told you I had the shit on lock down last time
[13:05:39] Maz: So you seen that paki woman then?
[13:05:46] Maz: The one with the mango hubby?
[13:05:50] Kami: no man
[13:05:54] Maz: how come bro?
[13:05:56] Kami: seen her in tesco
[13:06:03] Kami: but i not doen owt agen
[13:06:11] Maz: Has she let her mango screw her?
[13:06:16] Kami: jus sed hi
[13:06:18] Maz: or is she still stuck up about it
[13:06:21] Kami: i didnt ask her man
[13:06:25] Maz: lol
[13:06:30] Kami: but she looks stuck up as ever
[13:06:40] Maz: You work abit slow man, I would have had her panties off
[13:06:56] Kami: lol
[13:07:05] Kami: shes always up4 a dicking man
[13:07:17] Kami: i think i had enuff of her man
[13:07:24] Kami: it was gtin 2 risky so u no
[13:07:31] Kami: dnt wna gt bestya done
[13:07:34] Kami: bestayy
[13:08:33] Kami: i was sayin if u link up in pakistan
[13:08:42] Maz: Yah
[13:08:47] Kami: go down karachi n shit them posh sides rich bitches wantin
[13:08:50] Kami: englandey dik
[13:08:57] Kami: farmy lan lol
[13:09:27] Maz: Yeah, but I don't know fuck all in Karachi
[13:09:31] Maz: How old is she?
[13:09:37] Kami: bout 19
[13:09:43] Kami: neither do i
[13:09:45] Maz: I know lahore and Islamabad I have em on lock down
[13:09:50] Kami: well take ym cousins man
[13:10:00] Kami: they have a commando with them all tym
[13:10:14] Kami: and i got links in police
[13:11:08] Kami: shell meet u n fuck you - this lass I know she likes you
[13:12:16] Kami: no her msn dnt work she not on she told me to give it to you
[13:12:23] Kami: aur bro
[13:12:31] Maz: Yeah man, is she nice? just give her my number
[13:12:42] Maz: I've just been stressed out man
[13:12:54] Maz: The worlds fucked up man
[13:12:59] Kami: whats up bro
[13:13:03] Maz: Do you ever think about things?
[13:13:23] Maz: Like other then sex, and maal, and shraab?
[13:13:40] Maz: You know what I'm saying bro?
[13:13:46] Kami: yeh man
[13:13:59] Kami: i try to keep away frm sex
[13:14:02] Kami: its hard man
[13:14:08] Kami: when ur dik gts hard thts it
[13:14:12] Kami: hard to control
[13:14:18] Kami: world fucked up i know man
[13:14:20] Maz: No bro am not on about that
[13:14:24] Kami: namaaz
[13:14:34] Maz: No, like just god init?
[13:14:39] Maz: Like do you think about Allah
[13:14:41] Kami: yeh ofcourse mna
[13:14:47] Kami: i read namaaz man
[13:14:50] Kami: 5 times a day
[13:14:55] Maz: Yeah I know
[13:14:57] Maz: that
[13:14:58] Kami: most times late coz of work n shit
[13:15:01] Kami: still man
[13:15:04] Kami: no1 perfect
[13:15:09] Maz: But we do drinking and shit
[13:15:12] Kami: n it says in quran over n over again
[13:15:23] Kami: allah the most merciful most forgiving
[13:15:29] Maz: Yeah I know the Qu'ran pretty scary
[13:15:39] Kami: every1 as bad as each other man
[13:15:50] Kami: the quran is a guide line for your life man
[13:16:14] Maz: What if
[13:16:25] Maz: I don't know bro
[13:16:35] Maz: I think lifes about living right
[13:16:46] Maz: No ones seen god
[13:17:06] Kami: islams about blind faith man
[13:17:10] Kami: look at bible
[13:17:13] Kami: they kepe changig it
[13:17:18] Kami: the quran is still pure
[13:17:22] Kami: after soo long man
[13:17:35] Maz: Yeah but its no man some ppl say it isen#t
[13:17:46] Maz: So ppl say why did Mohammed marry Aisha
[13:17:51] Maz: when she ws 9
[13:18:02] Maz: Like why did he have sex with a 9 year old
[13:18:08] Kami: the thigns writtten in the quran in liek over 1500 years peo9ple well gorey have just worked out now liek science n shit
[13:18:19] Kami: listen the people who say tht dnt no wht they on about
[13:18:30] Kami: the propert sallahualeyhe wasallam
[13:18:37] Kami: married her
[13:18:41] Kami: because
[13:18:43] Kami: in islam
[13:18:53] Kami: whena gril/guy reaches puberty
[13:18:59] Kami: they are ready
[13:19:19] Kami: in them olden days it was sooo hot man people get readye arly if u know what i mean
[13:19:35] Kami: even today in bare places like 13yr olds gt married get me
[13:19:48] Maz: Yeah
[13:19:54] Kami: understand man
[13:20:00] Maz: But they aslo say MOhammed killed
[13:20:06] Maz: This Jewish man
[13:20:12] Maz: had had taken his wife
[13:20:14] Maz: Saffiya
[13:20:20] Kami: who says?
[13:20:22] Maz: I mean fucking jews man
[13:20:31] Maz: Its in the hadith bro
[13:20:45] Kami: people talk too much shit maz when they dnt know shit
[13:20:48] Kami: i dont know about tht
[13:20:56] Kami: r u a waaabeee?
[13:21:05] Maz: No
[13:21:09] Kami: good
[13:21:14] Kami: i dnt like waaabees man
[13:21:15] Maz: What makes you reckon that man
[13:21:36] Kami: jus sayin tht u kina seem liek u was doubting the prophet saw peace be upon him
[13:21:55] Maz: No I wasen;t doubting man
[13:22:01] Maz: you know me am a Muslim
[13:22:16] Kami: i knwo the answert to the 9yr old aisha question bcoz i asked sum1 myself
[13:22:19] Maz: But my point was why do they say these things
[13:22:36] Kami: people make bullshit up
[13:22:40] Kami: look like them shia
[13:22:40] Maz: Plus bro, we have been having sex bfroe marriage right
[13:22:47] Kami: what they believe is not muslim man
[13:22:50] Kami: look
[13:22:52] Kami: listen maz
[13:22:56] Kami: we are human
[13:22:59] Kami: humans make mistakes
[13:23:06] Kami: thats y allah has given up a brain
[13:23:07] Kami: to think
[13:23:18] Maz: I'm talking about we have been having sex with woman knowing its wrong
[13:23:18] Kami: feel bad repent and pray for forgiveness man
[13:23:22] Maz: that makes us leave Islam
[13:23:35] Maz: Acording to fataw
[13:23:40] Kami: it doesnt man
[13:23:45] Kami: soo many diffrent fatwas
[13:23:53] Kami: yo i dnt no too much bout this stuff man
[13:23:56] Maz: So anyway fuck all this man
[13:23:56] Kami: just basic
[13:24:10] Maz: Lets get back to the normal shit
[13:24:18] Kami: bitches cars drugs lol
[13:24:22] Maz: Yeah
[13:24:36] Maz: but I don't think we should call woman bitchs bro
[13:24:43] Kami: i know
[13:24:51] Kami: im jus syain ti for like rappin shit lol
[13:24:53] Kami: listen
[13:24:53] Maz: We should respet them
[13:24:55] Kami: yo
[13:25:01] Kami: u fucked ne hoes lately
[13:25:10] Maz: No
[13:25:11] Maz: Am dry
[13:25:43] Kami: wut u bene doin jus wankin n dat
[13:25:51] Maz: lol
[13:25:55] Kami: yo man u got guns I heard Sajji had a gun and shot it in a club?
[13:26:03] Kami: every guys wanks u no dat man
[13:26:09] Maz: yyeah I know, fuck yeah I was there he shot the gun outside a club, he was wanting to shoot some fuckin guy man he is mental
[13:26:18] Maz: Yeah guns I know
[13:26:40] Maz: Yeah Boxer also had a gun
[13:26:46] Maz: Not amir khan am on about Imran
[13:26:55] Kami: ?
[13:26:56] Maz: Imran
[13:27:00] Maz: From my ends
[13:27:06] Maz: You aint seen him
[13:27:12] Maz: I don't think
[13:27:17] Maz: He had a gun
[13:27:45] Maz: He had some beef with "toppers" lot you know Zafar from around Dew/
[13:27:58] Kami: how much for a kilo of weed ur endz?
[13:28:01] Maz: So, he got a gun and shit - yeah wee I don't know bro weed and pussy is always free for me you know what.
[13:28:06] Kami: toppers sposed to b a big fish init?
[13:28:11] Maz: yeah
[13:28:19] Maz: Thay are Gujjars
[13:28:20] Kami: we never dealt with him before
[13:28:26] Kami: i herd he got all the maal on locks
[13:28:29] Kami: how odls he man
[13:29:12] Kami: do u know him?
[13:29:26] Maz: yeah
[13:29:37] Maz: Yeah he is about 30
[13:29:47] Maz: Lol, he is mental though
[13:30:16] Maz: Get this bro, back in his day yeah, if he saw a Indian with a hot wife, he would take her
[13:30:21] Maz: just take her
[13:30:24] Kami: iz he safe? whats his rep like in ur endz wht do mans say bout him?
[13:30:28] Kami: what do u mean?
[13:30:40] Maz: He would send some guys around to the persons house
[13:30:45] Kami: o
[13:30:46] Maz: and kid nap his wife at gun point
[13:30:53] Maz: And he would shag her for a night
[13:30:56] Maz: He hated Indians
[13:31:00] Maz: Proper man
[13:31:01] Kami: lol i do
[13:31:08] Kami: still fuck loads of indian gals tho
[13:31:12] Kami: listen
[13:31:18] Kami: toppers hasnt met his match yet
[13:31:21] Maz: He used to give us free shit ages back, my bro know him we were about 16 then
[13:31:34] Kami: is he ok guy tho
[13:31:38] Kami: thts good man
[13:31:46] Maz: He is ok with some
[13:31:52] Maz: Well his a frined of my borhters
[13:31:59] Maz: Us lot being Jatt Cheemas
[13:32:11] Maz: Bro, you know no on wants to fuck with Cheemas
[13:32:16] Maz: Around Dew
[13:32:22] Maz: So they all stick with us
[13:32:25] Kami: u got it locked?
[13:32:27] Kami: good man
[13:32:30] Kami: stick togehtor
[13:32:37] Maz: Yeah, we Cheemas have it on lock down
[13:32:47] Maz: Got heavy contacts
[13:32:55] Kami: good man, I've heard about you Cheemas not givng a fuck
[13:32:55] Maz: In Bardford
[13:33:04] Kami: me2
[13:33:06] Maz: But the thing is we don't get beef around here
[13:33:08] Kami: i knwo bare mans
[13:33:12] Kami: from dealin n shit
[13:33:12] Maz: Everyone knows everyone
[13:33:18] Kami: sik contacts for beef
[13:33:21] Kami: i know thats good man
[13:33:47] Maz: The thing is if you do have some beef with someone, he will properly know someoen you know
[13:33:56] Maz: But if you're non Paki
[13:34:01] Maz: then you pretty much fuckered
[13:34:16] Maz: About a week ago, we where in Greemhead
[13:34:20] Maz: Greenhead park
[13:34:22] Kami: i try to not do beef with apne man
[13:34:28] Kami: y kill our own brothers
[13:34:30] Maz: And some Pakis had beef with Iraqis
[13:34:49] Maz: Stabed an Iraqi in his fucking eye
[13:34:56] Kami: sick
[13:35:00] Kami: paksi kill it man
[13:35:08] Maz: Its was mental though
[13:35:18] Kami: like bradford riots man
[13:35:19] Maz: Other Iraqis came out and shit
[13:35:25] Maz: They smamshed the hell out of them
[13:35:37] Kami: we got a call from enx man cn t say his name hes a big dealer
[13:35:40] Maz: They put this, one Palastnian through a shop windwo
[13:35:43] Kami: told us beef in manni
[13:35:47] Maz: through a takeaway windo
[13:35:50] Maz: windwo*
[13:35:59] Kami: we got down there with 12cars frm all over sheffield
[13:36:27] Kami: all areas man, yeah I heard about the guy some Cheemas put through a window
[13:36:34] Kami: thts wht u need to do stik togehtor man
[13:36:42] Kami: coz b hoenst evryr1 hatin paksi n jelous so
[13:36:48] Kami: they happy if we fuck eahc other up
[13:38:02] Maz: yeah
[13:38:20] Kami: yo
[13:38:29] Kami: i gt horny by arabi girls man
[13:39:05] Maz: they look like men
[13:39:11] Kami: lol u sed th last tym
[13:39:13] Kami: not all man
[13:39:23] Maz: most do man
[13:39:32] Maz: I like Desi girls
[13:39:35] Maz: and white
[13:39:42] Kami: i do aswell but i like fair skin
[13:39:52] Maz: Sikh girls are hot
[13:40:03] Maz: But sometimes, you get the non shaving one
[13:40:03] Kami: i know sikh jatt pudda
[13:40:08] Kami: lol i know
[13:40:11] Kami: quite often
[13:40:20] Kami: hair fanny stinnks
[13:40:22] Kami: dnt matter tho
[13:40:29] Kami: coz i never licked fanny ever
[13:40:36] Maz: Yeah I know I hate the small
[13:40:45] Maz: Smells like fish init
[13:40:53] Maz: lol, yeah it does smells like tuna
[13:41:00] Maz: you never licked it?
[13:41:00] Maz you never licked it?
[13:41:54] Kami: i gt a gal on locks who i like Maz
[13:41:58] Kami: but i dno man
[13:42:14] Kami: she asked do u wanna marry me
[13:42:16] Kami: shes muslim
[13:42:24] Kami: half english half morocco
[13:42:30] Kami: known her for 2 yrs
[13:42:33] Kami: never fucked her
[13:43:33] Kami: thign is bro
[13:43:37] Kami: if i sed yeh
[13:43:43] Kami: n nex bithch i see
[13:43:45] Kami: whos fine
[13:43:47] Kami: then what
[13:44:02] Kami: shes rich but fuk her money im makin my own bred
[13:44:10] Maz: Yeah
[13:44:17] Kami: dno wut to say man
[13:45:06] Maz: marry her
[13:45:09] Maz: if you love her
[13:45:14] Maz: are you going to beat her up?
[13:45:27] Kami: no
[13:45:31] Kami: i dnt hit girls like tht
[13:45:39] Maz: some men do
[13:45:42] Kami: i dno whts the love tho man
[13:45:53] Maz: yeah am in the same postion man
[13:46:01] Maz: so am bad ad giving advice
[13:46:05] Maz: I need a drink man
[13:46:14] Maz: Shall I get pissed
[13:46:22] Maz: what drink shall I get?
[13:46:32] Maz: Am thiresty man
[13:46:55] Kami: water
[13:47:09] Kami: listen is this rong
[13:47:14] Kami: i always do this but listen
[13:47:42] Kami: u ever fucked a girl who didnt wna be fucked?
[13:47:48] Maz: no
[13:47:58] Maz: I don't kniow
[13:47:59] Maz: know
[13:48:01] Kami: lol
[13:48:10] Kami: if u fuck a paki girl
[13:48:17] Kami: shes nt gna go n tell nex mand di me is she lol
[13:49:06] Maz: what?
[13:49:12] Kami: if u fuck a paki girl
[13:49:21] Maz: yeah
[13:49:24] Maz: ...
[13:49:25] Kami: who says no sexshes not gna go nt ell her parents is she
[13:49:36] Maz: right#
[13:49:45] Maz: but thats like rape dickhead you raped her?
[13:49:49] Maz: why did you do that?
[13:49:50] Kami: ne clubas ur ends?
[13:49:54] Kami: no i mean
[13:50:04] Kami: like she wants dik but then says u no no sex till ama married
[13:50:25] Maz: Right
[13:50:32] Maz: Maybe am losing my touch man
[13:50:37] Kami: u are man
[13:50:42] Maz: We need to hook up man
[13:50:46] Kami: too logn away frm it
[13:50:49] Maz: I need to fuck a Paki girl#
[13:50:54] Maz: yeah
[13:51:00] Maz: I need a shag
[13:51:06] Kami: Maz pass me sum numbers for sum girls
[13:51:24] Maz: I don't really have any bro
[13:51:31] Kami: who u got fucking?
[13:51:37] Maz: all the girls that call me are like not your type
[13:51:43] Kami: lolz, you just want to fuck em yourself
[13:51:43] Maz: its like fucked up man
[13:51:47] Kami: lolz, you have loads of girls after you come on man give me one
[13:51:51] Maz: they call me
[13:51:53] Kami: where get your number from
[13:51:58] Maz: I don't know
[13:52:18] Maz: I think some girls in college are spreading number
[13:52:22] Kami: lolz
[13:52:27] Kami: haha
[13:52:30] Kami: killin it man
[13:52:33] Kami: boning it
[13:52:40] Kami: so u gtin married nex yr
[13:52:50] Maz: I had one girl she was calling me and shit
[13:52:55] Maz: and she sent me her pic
[13:53:00] Kami: fuck them
[13:53:00] Maz: On the phone
[13:53:03] Kami: send me her pik
[13:53:04] Maz: and she was alright
[13:53:11] Maz: I have on my phone
[13:53:12] Kami: shag her
[13:53:15] Maz: no credits bro
[13:53:19] Kami: or u turnin gandu?
[13:53:22] Kami: bang them man, you remeber you were banging a girl in shaggers lane and we all came down and you had your dick out teling is to fuck off lol
[13:53:59] Maz: am not turning gay man
[13:54:03] Maz: lol yeah I remeber that man, you basterds fucked it for me she thought I planed it.
[13:54:05] Kami: im tryin to fuck this paki girl
[13:54:09] Maz: I went to see her yeah
[13:54:11] Kami: shes works ina clothes shop
[13:54:16] Kami: bithc is proepr fit
[13:54:18] Maz: she wanted sex and that
[13:54:23] Kami: ncie arse always wears tight clothes
[13:56:58] Maz: that Samaras hot I know I seen her, I fucked her I know you you're talking about.
end.
[12:58:15] Kami: went down luton yesterday to collect some maal
[12:58:18] Kami: couldn't sleep man
[12:58:22] Kami: still tired
[12:58:26] Kami: aur hows tings man
[12:58:30] Kami: u got ne new tunes
[12:58:58] Maz: Not really
[12:59:02] Maz: What maal
[12:59:08] Maz: How come you went down luton for it?
[13:00:30] Kami: my cousins r down there
[13:01:10] Kami: bought some rounds and theres a shortage of draw here in Sheffield so bought 3 kilo
[13:01:22] Kami: chopped it into ounces last nite and most gone now
[13:01:30] Kami: wut u been doin man
[13:03:06] Kami: rozey start next week init maz (ramadan)
[13:03:18] Maz: Yeah
[13:03:27] Maz: So you going to come down to see me?
[13:03:36] Maz: Around my ends on eid
[13:03:45] Kami: ill try man cnt say for def
[13:03:54] Kami: im thinkin about goin pakistan maz
[13:04:01] Maz: If not I'll try and come up to see you
[13:04:08] Maz: when yaar?
[13:04:17] Maz: I'm going next year go next year bro
[13:04:26] Maz: We will hoock up there man
[13:04:30] Maz: In Kallar
[13:04:38] Maz: You know I got heavy contacts
[13:04:44] Maz: Back in PK
[13:04:56] Maz: And bare bitchs man - they will fuck you so hard your bones will rattle
[13:05:07] Maz: You know Heera Mandi and shit
[13:05:10] Kami: serious?
[13:05:14] Maz: Yeah man
[13:05:15] Kami: yeh man
[13:05:17] Maz: I told you
[13:05:26] Maz: I told you I had the shit on lock down last time
[13:05:39] Maz: So you seen that paki woman then?
[13:05:46] Maz: The one with the mango hubby?
[13:05:50] Kami: no man
[13:05:54] Maz: how come bro?
[13:05:56] Kami: seen her in tesco
[13:06:03] Kami: but i not doen owt agen
[13:06:11] Maz: Has she let her mango screw her?
[13:06:16] Kami: jus sed hi
[13:06:18] Maz: or is she still stuck up about it
[13:06:21] Kami: i didnt ask her man
[13:06:25] Maz: lol
[13:06:30] Kami: but she looks stuck up as ever
[13:06:40] Maz: You work abit slow man, I would have had her panties off
[13:06:56] Kami: lol
[13:07:05] Kami: shes always up4 a dicking man
[13:07:17] Kami: i think i had enuff of her man
[13:07:24] Kami: it was gtin 2 risky so u no
[13:07:31] Kami: dnt wna gt bestya done
[13:07:34] Kami: bestayy
[13:08:33] Kami: i was sayin if u link up in pakistan
[13:08:42] Maz: Yah
[13:08:47] Kami: go down karachi n shit them posh sides rich bitches wantin
[13:08:50] Kami: englandey dik
[13:08:57] Kami: farmy lan lol
[13:09:27] Maz: Yeah, but I don't know fuck all in Karachi
[13:09:31] Maz: How old is she?
[13:09:37] Kami: bout 19
[13:09:43] Kami: neither do i
[13:09:45] Maz: I know lahore and Islamabad I have em on lock down
[13:09:50] Kami: well take ym cousins man
[13:10:00] Kami: they have a commando with them all tym
[13:10:14] Kami: and i got links in police
[13:11:08] Kami: shell meet u n fuck you - this lass I know she likes you
[13:12:16] Kami: no her msn dnt work she not on she told me to give it to you
[13:12:23] Kami: aur bro
[13:12:31] Maz: Yeah man, is she nice? just give her my number
[13:12:42] Maz: I've just been stressed out man
[13:12:54] Maz: The worlds fucked up man
[13:12:59] Kami: whats up bro
[13:13:03] Maz: Do you ever think about things?
[13:13:23] Maz: Like other then sex, and maal, and shraab?
[13:13:40] Maz: You know what I'm saying bro?
[13:13:46] Kami: yeh man
[13:13:59] Kami: i try to keep away frm sex
[13:14:02] Kami: its hard man
[13:14:08] Kami: when ur dik gts hard thts it
[13:14:12] Kami: hard to control
[13:14:18] Kami: world fucked up i know man
[13:14:20] Maz: No bro am not on about that
[13:14:24] Kami: namaaz
[13:14:34] Maz: No, like just god init?
[13:14:39] Maz: Like do you think about Allah
[13:14:41] Kami: yeh ofcourse mna
[13:14:47] Kami: i read namaaz man
[13:14:50] Kami: 5 times a day
[13:14:55] Maz: Yeah I know
[13:14:57] Maz: that
[13:14:58] Kami: most times late coz of work n shit
[13:15:01] Kami: still man
[13:15:04] Kami: no1 perfect
[13:15:09] Maz: But we do drinking and shit
[13:15:12] Kami: n it says in quran over n over again
[13:15:23] Kami: allah the most merciful most forgiving
[13:15:29] Maz: Yeah I know the Qu'ran pretty scary
[13:15:39] Kami: every1 as bad as each other man
[13:15:50] Kami: the quran is a guide line for your life man
[13:16:14] Maz: What if
[13:16:25] Maz: I don't know bro
[13:16:35] Maz: I think lifes about living right
[13:16:46] Maz: No ones seen god
[13:17:06] Kami: islams about blind faith man
[13:17:10] Kami: look at bible
[13:17:13] Kami: they kepe changig it
[13:17:18] Kami: the quran is still pure
[13:17:22] Kami: after soo long man
[13:17:35] Maz: Yeah but its no man some ppl say it isen#t
[13:17:46] Maz: So ppl say why did Mohammed marry Aisha
[13:17:51] Maz: when she ws 9
[13:18:02] Maz: Like why did he have sex with a 9 year old
[13:18:08] Kami: the thigns writtten in the quran in liek over 1500 years peo9ple well gorey have just worked out now liek science n shit
[13:18:19] Kami: listen the people who say tht dnt no wht they on about
[13:18:30] Kami: the propert sallahualeyhe wasallam
[13:18:37] Kami: married her
[13:18:41] Kami: because
[13:18:43] Kami: in islam
[13:18:53] Kami: whena gril/guy reaches puberty
[13:18:59] Kami: they are ready
[13:19:19] Kami: in them olden days it was sooo hot man people get readye arly if u know what i mean
[13:19:35] Kami: even today in bare places like 13yr olds gt married get me
[13:19:48] Maz: Yeah
[13:19:54] Kami: understand man
[13:20:00] Maz: But they aslo say MOhammed killed
[13:20:06] Maz: This Jewish man
[13:20:12] Maz: had had taken his wife
[13:20:14] Maz: Saffiya
[13:20:20] Kami: who says?
[13:20:22] Maz: I mean fucking jews man
[13:20:31] Maz: Its in the hadith bro
[13:20:45] Kami: people talk too much shit maz when they dnt know shit
[13:20:48] Kami: i dont know about tht
[13:20:56] Kami: r u a waaabeee?
[13:21:05] Maz: No
[13:21:09] Kami: good
[13:21:14] Kami: i dnt like waaabees man
[13:21:15] Maz: What makes you reckon that man
[13:21:36] Kami: jus sayin tht u kina seem liek u was doubting the prophet saw peace be upon him
[13:21:55] Maz: No I wasen;t doubting man
[13:22:01] Maz: you know me am a Muslim
[13:22:16] Kami: i knwo the answert to the 9yr old aisha question bcoz i asked sum1 myself
[13:22:19] Maz: But my point was why do they say these things
[13:22:36] Kami: people make bullshit up
[13:22:40] Kami: look like them shia
[13:22:40] Maz: Plus bro, we have been having sex bfroe marriage right
[13:22:47] Kami: what they believe is not muslim man
[13:22:50] Kami: look
[13:22:52] Kami: listen maz
[13:22:56] Kami: we are human
[13:22:59] Kami: humans make mistakes
[13:23:06] Kami: thats y allah has given up a brain
[13:23:07] Kami: to think
[13:23:18] Maz: I'm talking about we have been having sex with woman knowing its wrong
[13:23:18] Kami: feel bad repent and pray for forgiveness man
[13:23:22] Maz: that makes us leave Islam
[13:23:35] Maz: Acording to fataw
[13:23:40] Kami: it doesnt man
[13:23:45] Kami: soo many diffrent fatwas
[13:23:53] Kami: yo i dnt no too much bout this stuff man
[13:23:56] Maz: So anyway fuck all this man
[13:23:56] Kami: just basic
[13:24:10] Maz: Lets get back to the normal shit
[13:24:18] Kami: bitches cars drugs lol
[13:24:22] Maz: Yeah
[13:24:36] Maz: but I don't think we should call woman bitchs bro
[13:24:43] Kami: i know
[13:24:51] Kami: im jus syain ti for like rappin shit lol
[13:24:53] Kami: listen
[13:24:53] Maz: We should respet them
[13:24:55] Kami: yo
[13:25:01] Kami: u fucked ne hoes lately
[13:25:10] Maz: No
[13:25:11] Maz: Am dry
[13:25:43] Kami: wut u bene doin jus wankin n dat
[13:25:51] Maz: lol
[13:25:55] Kami: yo man u got guns I heard Sajji had a gun and shot it in a club?
[13:26:03] Kami: every guys wanks u no dat man
[13:26:09] Maz: yyeah I know, fuck yeah I was there he shot the gun outside a club, he was wanting to shoot some fuckin guy man he is mental
[13:26:18] Maz: Yeah guns I know
[13:26:40] Maz: Yeah Boxer also had a gun
[13:26:46] Maz: Not amir khan am on about Imran
[13:26:55] Kami: ?
[13:26:56] Maz: Imran
[13:27:00] Maz: From my ends
[13:27:06] Maz: You aint seen him
[13:27:12] Maz: I don't think
[13:27:17] Maz: He had a gun
[13:27:45] Maz: He had some beef with "toppers" lot you know Zafar from around Dew/
[13:27:58] Kami: how much for a kilo of weed ur endz?
[13:28:01] Maz: So, he got a gun and shit - yeah wee I don't know bro weed and pussy is always free for me you know what.
[13:28:06] Kami: toppers sposed to b a big fish init?
[13:28:11] Maz: yeah
[13:28:19] Maz: Thay are Gujjars
[13:28:20] Kami: we never dealt with him before
[13:28:26] Kami: i herd he got all the maal on locks
[13:28:29] Kami: how odls he man
[13:29:12] Kami: do u know him?
[13:29:26] Maz: yeah
[13:29:37] Maz: Yeah he is about 30
[13:29:47] Maz: Lol, he is mental though
[13:30:16] Maz: Get this bro, back in his day yeah, if he saw a Indian with a hot wife, he would take her
[13:30:21] Maz: just take her
[13:30:24] Kami: iz he safe? whats his rep like in ur endz wht do mans say bout him?
[13:30:28] Kami: what do u mean?
[13:30:40] Maz: He would send some guys around to the persons house
[13:30:45] Kami: o
[13:30:46] Maz: and kid nap his wife at gun point
[13:30:53] Maz: And he would shag her for a night
[13:30:56] Maz: He hated Indians
[13:31:00] Maz: Proper man
[13:31:01] Kami: lol i do
[13:31:08] Kami: still fuck loads of indian gals tho
[13:31:12] Kami: listen
[13:31:18] Kami: toppers hasnt met his match yet
[13:31:21] Maz: He used to give us free shit ages back, my bro know him we were about 16 then
[13:31:34] Kami: is he ok guy tho
[13:31:38] Kami: thts good man
[13:31:46] Maz: He is ok with some
[13:31:52] Maz: Well his a frined of my borhters
[13:31:59] Maz: Us lot being Jatt Cheemas
[13:32:11] Maz: Bro, you know no on wants to fuck with Cheemas
[13:32:16] Maz: Around Dew
[13:32:22] Maz: So they all stick with us
[13:32:25] Kami: u got it locked?
[13:32:27] Kami: good man
[13:32:30] Kami: stick togehtor
[13:32:37] Maz: Yeah, we Cheemas have it on lock down
[13:32:47] Maz: Got heavy contacts
[13:32:55] Kami: good man, I've heard about you Cheemas not givng a fuck
[13:32:55] Maz: In Bardford
[13:33:04] Kami: me2
[13:33:06] Maz: But the thing is we don't get beef around here
[13:33:08] Kami: i knwo bare mans
[13:33:12] Kami: from dealin n shit
[13:33:12] Maz: Everyone knows everyone
[13:33:18] Kami: sik contacts for beef
[13:33:21] Kami: i know thats good man
[13:33:47] Maz: The thing is if you do have some beef with someone, he will properly know someoen you know
[13:33:56] Maz: But if you're non Paki
[13:34:01] Maz: then you pretty much fuckered
[13:34:16] Maz: About a week ago, we where in Greemhead
[13:34:20] Maz: Greenhead park
[13:34:22] Kami: i try to not do beef with apne man
[13:34:28] Kami: y kill our own brothers
[13:34:30] Maz: And some Pakis had beef with Iraqis
[13:34:49] Maz: Stabed an Iraqi in his fucking eye
[13:34:56] Kami: sick
[13:35:00] Kami: paksi kill it man
[13:35:08] Maz: Its was mental though
[13:35:18] Kami: like bradford riots man
[13:35:19] Maz: Other Iraqis came out and shit
[13:35:25] Maz: They smamshed the hell out of them
[13:35:37] Kami: we got a call from enx man cn t say his name hes a big dealer
[13:35:40] Maz: They put this, one Palastnian through a shop windwo
[13:35:43] Kami: told us beef in manni
[13:35:47] Maz: through a takeaway windo
[13:35:50] Maz: windwo*
[13:35:59] Kami: we got down there with 12cars frm all over sheffield
[13:36:27] Kami: all areas man, yeah I heard about the guy some Cheemas put through a window
[13:36:34] Kami: thts wht u need to do stik togehtor man
[13:36:42] Kami: coz b hoenst evryr1 hatin paksi n jelous so
[13:36:48] Kami: they happy if we fuck eahc other up
[13:38:02] Maz: yeah
[13:38:20] Kami: yo
[13:38:29] Kami: i gt horny by arabi girls man
[13:39:05] Maz: they look like men
[13:39:11] Kami: lol u sed th last tym
[13:39:13] Kami: not all man
[13:39:23] Maz: most do man
[13:39:32] Maz: I like Desi girls
[13:39:35] Maz: and white
[13:39:42] Kami: i do aswell but i like fair skin
[13:39:52] Maz: Sikh girls are hot
[13:40:03] Maz: But sometimes, you get the non shaving one
[13:40:03] Kami: i know sikh jatt pudda
[13:40:08] Kami: lol i know
[13:40:11] Kami: quite often
[13:40:20] Kami: hair fanny stinnks
[13:40:22] Kami: dnt matter tho
[13:40:29] Kami: coz i never licked fanny ever
[13:40:36] Maz: Yeah I know I hate the small
[13:40:45] Maz: Smells like fish init
[13:40:53] Maz: lol, yeah it does smells like tuna
[13:41:00] Maz: you never licked it?
[13:41:00] Maz you never licked it?
[13:41:54] Kami: i gt a gal on locks who i like Maz
[13:41:58] Kami: but i dno man
[13:42:14] Kami: she asked do u wanna marry me
[13:42:16] Kami: shes muslim
[13:42:24] Kami: half english half morocco
[13:42:30] Kami: known her for 2 yrs
[13:42:33] Kami: never fucked her
[13:43:33] Kami: thign is bro
[13:43:37] Kami: if i sed yeh
[13:43:43] Kami: n nex bithch i see
[13:43:45] Kami: whos fine
[13:43:47] Kami: then what
[13:44:02] Kami: shes rich but fuk her money im makin my own bred
[13:44:10] Maz: Yeah
[13:44:17] Kami: dno wut to say man
[13:45:06] Maz: marry her
[13:45:09] Maz: if you love her
[13:45:14] Maz: are you going to beat her up?
[13:45:27] Kami: no
[13:45:31] Kami: i dnt hit girls like tht
[13:45:39] Maz: some men do
[13:45:42] Kami: i dno whts the love tho man
[13:45:53] Maz: yeah am in the same postion man
[13:46:01] Maz: so am bad ad giving advice
[13:46:05] Maz: I need a drink man
[13:46:14] Maz: Shall I get pissed
[13:46:22] Maz: what drink shall I get?
[13:46:32] Maz: Am thiresty man
[13:46:55] Kami: water
[13:47:09] Kami: listen is this rong
[13:47:14] Kami: i always do this but listen
[13:47:42] Kami: u ever fucked a girl who didnt wna be fucked?
[13:47:48] Maz: no
[13:47:58] Maz: I don't kniow
[13:47:59] Maz: know
[13:48:01] Kami: lol
[13:48:10] Kami: if u fuck a paki girl
[13:48:17] Kami: shes nt gna go n tell nex mand di me is she lol
[13:49:06] Maz: what?
[13:49:12] Kami: if u fuck a paki girl
[13:49:21] Maz: yeah
[13:49:24] Maz: ...
[13:49:25] Kami: who says no sexshes not gna go nt ell her parents is she
[13:49:36] Maz: right#
[13:49:45] Maz: but thats like rape dickhead you raped her?
[13:49:49] Maz: why did you do that?
[13:49:50] Kami: ne clubas ur ends?
[13:49:54] Kami: no i mean
[13:50:04] Kami: like she wants dik but then says u no no sex till ama married
[13:50:25] Maz: Right
[13:50:32] Maz: Maybe am losing my touch man
[13:50:37] Kami: u are man
[13:50:42] Maz: We need to hook up man
[13:50:46] Kami: too logn away frm it
[13:50:49] Maz: I need to fuck a Paki girl#
[13:50:54] Maz: yeah
[13:51:00] Maz: I need a shag
[13:51:06] Kami: Maz pass me sum numbers for sum girls
[13:51:24] Maz: I don't really have any bro
[13:51:31] Kami: who u got fucking?
[13:51:37] Maz: all the girls that call me are like not your type
[13:51:43] Kami: lolz, you just want to fuck em yourself
[13:51:43] Maz: its like fucked up man
[13:51:47] Kami: lolz, you have loads of girls after you come on man give me one
[13:51:51] Maz: they call me
[13:51:53] Kami: where get your number from
[13:51:58] Maz: I don't know
[13:52:18] Maz: I think some girls in college are spreading number
[13:52:22] Kami: lolz
[13:52:27] Kami: haha
[13:52:30] Kami: killin it man
[13:52:33] Kami: boning it
[13:52:40] Kami: so u gtin married nex yr
[13:52:50] Maz: I had one girl she was calling me and shit
[13:52:55] Maz: and she sent me her pic
[13:53:00] Kami: fuck them
[13:53:00] Maz: On the phone
[13:53:03] Kami: send me her pik
[13:53:04] Maz: and she was alright
[13:53:11] Maz: I have on my phone
[13:53:12] Kami: shag her
[13:53:15] Maz: no credits bro
[13:53:19] Kami: or u turnin gandu?
[13:53:22] Kami: bang them man, you remeber you were banging a girl in shaggers lane and we all came down and you had your dick out teling is to fuck off lol
[13:53:59] Maz: am not turning gay man
[13:54:03] Maz: lol yeah I remeber that man, you basterds fucked it for me she thought I planed it.
[13:54:05] Kami: im tryin to fuck this paki girl
[13:54:09] Maz: I went to see her yeah
[13:54:11] Kami: shes works ina clothes shop
[13:54:16] Kami: bithc is proepr fit
[13:54:18] Maz: she wanted sex and that
[13:54:23] Kami: ncie arse always wears tight clothes
[13:56:58] Maz: that Samaras hot I know I seen her, I fucked her I know you you're talking about.
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