CounslerCoffee
Registered Senior Member
I've seen my fair share of kooky Christian websites. They're out there, and they have websites. On occasion you come about an odd one... And sometimes you find one that's completely off the chart.
The following is for your own entertainment purposes:
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Isn't that nice. The Christians have decided to point out heathens in a nice and friendly manor.
Now, the next part that follows is my favorite.
This site is for kids! What the hell? Avoid talking to an atheist because they're evil and grumpy and mean and might try to do things to you.
The following is for your own entertainment purposes:
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?
(Picture of an elephant in a buddha outfit)
"I DON'T KNOW! I LOST COUNT!"
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Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?
Jesus loves everybody, even the unsaved like Habu! Remember to pray for Habu and others like him that they may find Jesus and accept Him into their hearts!
Isn't that nice. The Christians have decided to point out heathens in a nice and friendly manor.
Now, the next part that follows is my favorite.
What should you do if you find an Atheist?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
Creation Science Fun Facts!
This site is for kids! What the hell? Avoid talking to an atheist because they're evil and grumpy and mean and might try to do things to you.