excellent

Intelligent Falling?

"Traditional scientists admit that they cannot explain how gravitation is supposed to work," Carson said. "What the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that 'gravity waves' and 'gravitons' are just secular words for 'God can do whatever He wants.'"

But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus."
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In other words, there is one answer for everything - god.

What have we learned from these so-called physicists, who btw, hold degrees from the Oral Roberts University?

Absolutely nothing.

How are their findings useful?

They're not.

What predictions can we make?

None.

Is there anything at all we can glean from Intelligent Falling?

Yes! Remain ignorant.
 
sigh.i thought it was funny and very good,i think perhaps we should just stop posting.
 
Tomatos, a member of the poisonous Nightshade family, will kill anyone who eats them! No one, born before 1890 and known to have eaten tomatos, has survived.

Beware! Tomatos are God's punishment!!!!!!
 
Angelic Being said:
I just have to make a comment - I cannot believe that some Christians can be so idiotic - the link is so incredibly stupid that it could be a hoax to discredit Christianity or it could be real.

A Christian myself , for once I am totally lost for words - it is such people that give more false credilibility and weight to atheists arguments.
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You must remember that all objects acted upon by gravity show signs of Irreducible Impulse.

Both the masses and the change in velocity are needed AT THE SAME TIME!!! for gravity to produce an impulse. This proves that Goddidit. Thank you.
 
Ok, look. I've had just about enough of this fundie christian crap on the web. To think they want to start teaching this "God Gravity" thing in schools makes me sick. I'm with AB Jadon on this one:

...the link is so incredibly stupid that it could be a hoax...
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The editors of The Onion should be ashamed for letting such obvious crap through their journalistic filters. I bet someone lost their job over this one!

Damn fools.
 
kenworth said:
im being really slow arent i?you're all joking...
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well the problem is that when atheists joke we are not really that sure whether they are joking or not ( one day they decided to say 'hey lets pretend we came from baboon like creatures'), then sure enough 100 years down the road, there is a lot of gullible gulls believing in it.

Message - dont joke atheist!!
 
AB Jadon,

Quit disrespecting our ancestors by connecting yourself to our noble "baboon like" forebearers. You clearly made the evolutionary jump directly from rudimentary fungi and missed the intervening cognitive development.
 
Why do theists take everything as literal and personal? The Onion web site is a humor site; not to be taken seriously. Read it, laugh, and move on.
 
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