Avebury, Wiltshire: How to Make Cash from Trash
1. TARGET LOCATION An ancient, sacred landscape of immense antiquity containing indescribably wonderful archaeology.
2. TARGET AUDIENCE Trailer trash who can't appreciate it, but whose dull senses are attuned to words like Mysterious, Merlin, Conspiracy and best of all, Crop Circles.
3. RECOMMENDED PRODUCT: Anything possessing that indefinable quality of "Trailer-chique"
4. STRATEGY: Ignore the wonders of the world around Avebury, recognise that these are the sort of people who would be excited to see a MacDonalds in the Parthenon, hype a silly joke as a phenomenon and lead them all down a worthless trail of pseudoscience.
5. FINALLY: Delete posts like this as soon as it looks safe to do so.
To anyone who loves the wonders of Avebury: Copy this posting and send it to every cropcircle site you can. Let’s allow the truly wonderful to be appreciated without the distasteful background noise of the truly gullible being exploited by the truly cynical
1. TARGET LOCATION An ancient, sacred landscape of immense antiquity containing indescribably wonderful archaeology.
2. TARGET AUDIENCE Trailer trash who can't appreciate it, but whose dull senses are attuned to words like Mysterious, Merlin, Conspiracy and best of all, Crop Circles.
3. RECOMMENDED PRODUCT: Anything possessing that indefinable quality of "Trailer-chique"
4. STRATEGY: Ignore the wonders of the world around Avebury, recognise that these are the sort of people who would be excited to see a MacDonalds in the Parthenon, hype a silly joke as a phenomenon and lead them all down a worthless trail of pseudoscience.
5. FINALLY: Delete posts like this as soon as it looks safe to do so.
To anyone who loves the wonders of Avebury: Copy this posting and send it to every cropcircle site you can. Let’s allow the truly wonderful to be appreciated without the distasteful background noise of the truly gullible being exploited by the truly cynical