Jokes and Funny Stories II

Deep Questions to ponder..

1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean.

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

9. What color are mirrors?

10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

13. Why is it called "quick sand" if you sink slowly in it?

14. If I try to fail, but succeed, which one did I do?

15. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
A sixth-grade teacher asks her class how many were Biden supporters. Despite them not knowing what a Biden supporter was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well, all except for little Timmy. The teacher looks over to little Timmy and asks, “Timmy, why are you being different again?” He says, “well, because I’m not a Biden supporter.” “Why aren’t you a Biden supporter?” “Because I’m a Republican” The teacher snuffs and says, “oh really? Why are you a Republican?” He responds, “well, my mom is a Republican, my dad is a Republican, so I’m a Republican.” She then says, “Oh really? Then what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?” Little Timmy smiles and says, “a Biden supporter.”