Masturbation is for Losers

[c7ityi_]

God did not, obviously, create sex and marriage for no good reason.

Humans created marriage. It's a hopeless hope to unite with the one you love. What is impossible stays impossible. Marriage is only possible with God inside yourself.

Obviously it's a big deal...it perpetuates the human race.

Do you think that's something positive? Many humans are evil and many people suffer, so it would have been better if we had never existed.

This guy is actually the apostle John reincarnated, not Jesus.

What a coincidence that your man happens to be someone so famous. I'm a bit surprised that you believe in reincarnation.

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

This guy is actually the apostle John reincarnated, not Jesus. But good guess...

I know that a lot of what I say could use some further explanation, but I don't want to go on and on. If you have questions about what I'm talking about or want me to expound on anything, then just ask.

Ok...does your current thinking and do your actions seem rational to you if compared to the former Lori, prior to reincarnated apostles?

 

[Godless]

my two cents worth.

Masturbating is good for young men, and it's also a way to combat prostate cancer.

A team in Australia led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne asked 1079 men with prostate cancer to fill in a questionnaire detailing their sexual habits, and compared their responses with those of 1259 healthy men of the same age. The team concludes that the more men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer.

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So there you have it, from medical expertise. Now I'm off to take care of that prostate.

Godless

 

[Happeh]

Bullshit. Masturbation will make you blind and cripppled.

That shit about it being innocuous is a plot to make you and yours brainless droids. You need to read the protocols of zion where they talk about teaching the gentiles to go lose their minds at whore houses. It says right in there that the people will lose all their power.

 

[Godless]

Your an idiot!.

 

[leopold]

Bullshit. Masturbation will make you blind and cripppled.

That shit about it being innocuous is a plot to make you and yours brainless droids. You need to read the protocols of zion where they talk about teaching the gentiles to go lose their minds at whore houses. It says right in there that the people will lose all their power.

this is a typical reason religion is so despised, i wonder who is being the lamp now?

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

You need to read the protocols of zion where they talk about teaching the gentiles to go lose their minds at whore houses. It says right in there that the people will lose all their power.

Absolutely! Who had more power, Bill or Monica, when they did the Oral Office thing?

 

[Lori_7]

my two cents worth.

Masturbating is good for young men, and it's also a way to combat prostate cancer.

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So there you have it, from medical expertise. Now I'm off to take care of that prostate.

Godless

How about sex? Why exactly is that not an option? Why is it masturbation and not sex? Masturbation is the perverted and cheap substitute that man dreamed up in order to circumvent God's way of doing things and to cope with his (all of our) sin in this world.

 

[Lori_7]

Absolutely! Who had more power, Bill or Monica, when they did the Oral Office thing?

If you ask me I think they both ended up looking like a couple of idiots. And there's no power in that.

 

[Lori_7]

Humans created marriage. It's a hopeless hope to unite with the one you love. What is impossible stays impossible. Marriage is only possible with God inside yourself.

Marriage is a covenant between God, a man, and a woman, and it does indeed describe such a covenant in detail in the Bible. I'm not talking about some secular legal contract. Aw, doesn't that sound romantic? I mean, ew, doesn't that sound pathetic? Let me put it to you this way...when God said to me "Lori, this is your husband." What else was there to say except, "Ok."

Do you think that's something positive? Many humans are evil and many people suffer, so it would have been better if we had never existed.

Speak for yourself.

What a coincidence that your man happens to be someone so famous.

It is no coincedence. There is no such thing as coincedence.

I'm a bit surprised that you believe in reincarnation.

Why is that? Because people involved in organized religion are afraid of the concept? I didn't have an opinion on it before this happened to me. As far as I know it doesn't say anything about reincarnation in the Bible. Except for what God showed me about John in the Book of Revelation. Do you have a Bible? It's in the story about John with the angel and the little scroll. It's Rev ch10 vs4...it says that he was about to write down what the 7 thunders spoke, but was told not to write it down, but to seal up what he was told. Then, after he eats the little scroll, in vs11, he is told that "he must prophesy again about many peoples, nations, languages, and kings." He did not write this prophesy down to include in the Bible, and he did not prophesy this message anywhere else or to anyone else before his death. Soooooo, the question would be when? When will he prophesy again? And the answer is now. Do you see then that it is not a coincedence that he is a world renown rock star?

 

[Lori_7]

Ok...does your current thinking and do your actions seem rational to you if compared to the former Lori, prior to reincarnated apostles?

I'm no more irrational now than I've ever been...lol. I admit readily that this experience, and what it means has absolutely blown my mind. That is why there is no way I could have ever, in a gazillion years, dreamed this shit up on my own. I can barely wrap my mind around all of this and I've had two years to get used to it. I feel like the 2nd biggest freak on the planet...and that's just fine with me...but still. It's completely over the top...just astounding. Dude, you don't even know the half of it...it's amazing....mind blowing. And as crazy as it all seems, it makes absolutely perfect logical sense. The way God has orchestrated all of this is perfect...it's beautiful. This is pretty far off topic so if you want to talk about this miracle of mine in depth, then I would be happy to start another thread about it. Whatever you want is cool with me.

 

[Lori_7]

this is a typical reason religion is so despised, i wonder who is being the lamp now?

Who is the lamp? Give me a break. Jesus is the lamp, and His light reveals the truth. Which most people run from for their dear miserable lives. People abhor the light...are afraid of it...because the truth hurts. People like the dark...because you can't see the truth in the dark. There they can tell themselves and each other all kinds of lies to try and comfort themselves in their misery. There they don't have to see the truth about who they are and what they do to themselves and to each other.

 

[Godless]

Masturbation is the perverted and cheap substitute that man dreamed up in order to circumvent God's way of doing things and to cope with his (all of our) sin in this world.

Masturbation is not perverted, that's what you been tought. Idiotically you accept a doctrine that has been writen to fill you with guilt.

http://www.worldhealth.net/p/279,5717.html

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Some doctors believe that more than 75% of men over 50 have a somewhat enlarged prostate, and that virtually all men will suffer from prostate enlargement if they live long enough. This condition, called benign prostate hypertrophy (BPH), is normal and usually not dangerous. Unfortunately, some of these men develop prostate cancer, one of the leading causes of death in older men. Regular sexual intercourse with frequent ejaculations will help to keep the prostate healthy

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Godless

 

[Lori_7]

Masturbation is not perverted, that's what you been tought. Idiotically you accept a doctrine that has been writen to fill you with guilt.

http://www.worldhealth.net/p/279,5717.html

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Godless

Because men should have more sex. SEX. You know, with their wives? Hello? And, I've not been indoctrinated, but born again. I am filled with the living word...the Holy Spirit, not guilt. Screw guilt...guilt is for losers too.

 

[genep]

Who is the lamp? Give me a break. Jesus is the lamp, and His light reveals the truth. Which most people run from for their dear miserable lives. People abhor the light...are afraid of it...because the truth hurts. People like the dark...because you can't see the truth in the dark. There they can tell themselves and each other all kinds of lies to try and comfort themselves in their misery. There they don't have to see the truth about who they are and what they do to themselves and to each other.

As I keep telling Jesus over and over: don't worry about nothing because in this fiction we call life everyone plays their role perfectly.

So if you masturbate so your dick does not fall off, or if you masturbate until it falls off.. it can make no difference because you are doing it perfectly.
And this is the Supreme Truth because there is no other.

 

[KennyJC]

Because men should have more sex. SEX. You know, with their wives? Hello? And, I've not been indoctrinated, but born again. I am filled with the living word...the Holy Spirit, not guilt. Screw guilt...guilt is for losers too.

I think we have enough humans in the world already. Call masturbation a healthy population controller given to us by God to preserve our species and enrivonment.

 

[Lori_7]

As I keep telling Jesus over and over: don't worry about nothing because in this fiction we call life everyone plays their role perfectly.

So if you masturbate so your dick does not fall off, or if you masturbate until it falls off.. it can make no difference because you are doing it perfectly.
And this is the Supreme Truth because there is no other.

Well, I certainly hope that Jesus is taking notes....lol.

In Jesus speak...

Every action has a reaction, and law has consequence. So His law is such that whether it is abided by or circumvented, His will is still done perfectly. But it does make a difference to the one who abides or circumvents.

 

[Lori_7]

I think we have enough humans in the world already. Call masturbation a healthy population controller given to us by God to preserve our species and enrivonment.

Yea, that's lame.

 

[KennyJC]

If Jesus were here today, what would he say regarding the looming environmental disaster caused by over-population, climate change and high birth rates in impoverished areas?

Would he say "Nevermind, procreate"?

 

[weed_eater_guy]

what exactly qualifies as masturbation anyway? if it's touching yourself for pleasure, then couldn't admiring your bad self in the mirror qualify as masturbating? no, better example, body building. masturbation?

I think there's a grey line, so if masturbation is loosery, there must be a scale to measure looserieness (new word! call oxford).

I hearby propose the Masturbation-Integrated Looser Factor (MILF for short), with 0 being a "kissass winner", and 10 being a "complete nothing". To be fair, i rate myself a 6, a geek if you will. But then again a geek could be a 0, like in Bill Gate's case... hmm...