Masturbation is for Losers

[Happeh]

Snake would have you believe that the woman are posing because the photographer made them. He would have you believe this is all happenstance, or just some normal thing that is no big deal.

That is baloney. Here are the other women for comparison

In order to address snakes point, please look at this new picture. The new woman is publicly known to be sexually promiscuous. She became famous after a porno tape of her was shown on the internet. It is reasonable to say she is involved in excessive sex or masturbation.

This woman is standing mostly straight with her head straight and looking forward at the camera. Even though she is straight, not contorted like the other two pictures, she still shows the symptoms of Happeh Theory. Her right eye is open. Her left eye is squinting.

The focus though is her right leg. Her body is leaning to the left while the right leg is stretched straight out to the right. In the picture of the other two women, the right side looks like there is a big chunk taken out of the torso. This woman is wearing a dress. We cannot see her side. But we can see the odd posture of the right leg.

It is my position that the reason her right leg is positioned like that is the same reason the other women have a big chunk taken out of their side. This women also has a chunk taken out of her right side. Because she is in a different standing posture, the effects the missing chunk has are different.

The missing chunk helps control the right leg. Becuase it is missing, the right leg behaves as if it is hanging. The support for the leg she would need for it to stand straight like the left leg is no longer there.

The large black line follows the general area where the body is damaged. The side of the torso, the hip, and the inner leg. This area is thinner or tighter or atrophied from it's normal size. These areas do not balance the similar areas on the other side of the body.

 

[James R]

So you want me to find a person who will voluntarily stand still and say "I masturbate alot", while I point at what they have done to themselves?

This is why you need a large study. If you got 100 people, you could survey them to find out the extent of masterbation. People are usually quite honest on sex surveys. Then, you could select out the high masterbators and see whether they fit the Happeh profile.

But you'll never do that, will you?

Are you going to pay them? No one is going to do that for free.

Wrong. People do it all the time on the internet and in response to all kinds of surveys.

I could probably get a prostitute to do something like that if I pay them enough. How much will your budget cover? You pay the money up front before I make a deal with the person.

You expect me to prove your theory for you? No, Happeh. It's up to you to convince me, not the other way round.

 

[SnakeLord]

Snake would have you believe that the woman are posing because the photographer made them.

As a keen photographer myself, I know exactly how and what photographers do when it comes to models. If you take random pictures of people walking down the street, you'll find none of them will be standing in the poses shown on your photo's. That's not to say that everyday normal people cannot tilt their heads, stand with legs apart, or swivel their hips, but when it comes to model photography, those actions will be more prominent due to the nature of the photo.

Remember what I have already told you a good few dozen times: The majority of human communication is done physically, not verbally. It is also true to state that no verbal communication can be done via photography, and thus the physical communication becomes all the more important.

In order to address snakes point, please look at this new picture.

For the gazillionth time: Photo's are of very little value in this instance.

The new woman is publicly known to be sexually promiscuous. She became famous after a porno tape of her was shown on the internet. It is reasonable to say she is involved in excessive sex or masturbation.

It is reasonable to say she has as much sex as most other women her age. From there you cannot conclude that she masturbates excessively, (or at all).

The focus though is her right leg. Her body is leaning to the left while the right leg is stretched straight out to the right.

It's a great pose, designed to show off her legs.

In the picture of the other two women, the right side looks like there is a big chunk taken out of the torso

Utter hogwash. Stand up Happeh, twist your hips. You'll notice the exact same thing, (it's not a chunk of anything missing - it's what happens when you lean to one side). Do you excessively masturbate?

 

[Happeh]

You expect me to prove your theory for you? No, Happeh. It's up to you to convince me, not the other way round.

You know what Snake and James? There is only one way for me to prove this to guys like you. We need to be in the same room together. I either need to use your own body, or an example body if you want to bring one along. The person has to get naked. Then I will take you around their body, detailing and pointing out each symptom.

I will take your hand and make you touch the affected parts of the body. Maybe you do not beleive your own eyes. When you feel the difference in texture and thickness between a damaged and undamaged area, I don't think even you two doubters could continue to fight.

I don't think words or pictures will ever get thru to you two.

EDIT: Let me give you something else to think about. What is the shape of your penis? Does it curve one way or the other? Is it misshapen? If so, why?

Just because?

 

[Happeh]

Remember my claim that you are told masturbation is good to make you sick and weak, so you cannot resist Israeli World Domination? All those stories about helping your prostate etc are true, but only partially true. That is how good lies work. They are partially true.

There are no coincidences. This morning I stumbled on something that supports what I say. Apparently some 80 year old man has been saying the same thing I say. He has been doing it for decades. I never heard of him until today. But we both say the same thing.

The medical establishment lies to people to make them sick for profits.

I would like you to especially focus on the last paragraph. It says that established professionals, the ones making money from you, will attack the truth tellers as frauds. Just like all these guys are attacking me.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it? It should.

I never asked any of you for a dime. I am here for altruistic reasons to help you and your family stay healthy so you can be happy and healthy all the way into your old age. I think it is wrong for evil to tell lies that make people sick, all for money, or for the pleasure of evil's enjoyment.



Following up his sensational SLAUGHTER OF THE INNOCENT, this new exposé of Hans Ruesch shows how with the help of press agentry and the venality of most of the mass media the public has been brainwashed into equating MEDICAL CARE with HEALTH, whereas in fact exactly the opposite applies: modern medicine has become the principal cause of disease today.

So in one year 1.5 million Americans had to be hospitalised as a consequence of the intake of drugs that were supposed to "cure" them of one thing or other. Another case in point is cancer. The ably exploited fear of this dread disease, caused for the most part by products issuing from chemical, industrial and pharmaceutical laboratories, has become a solid gold source for researchers, drug manufacturers and doctors, who keep foisting their deleterious cut-burn-poison therapies on the frightened patients, most of whom die from the treatment before the cancer can kill them.

Since the cause of most cancers is well-known, they could be avoided through prevention, which early education should provide. And yet, practically no public funds go into prevention because there is no money to be gained with it - only health. The big money is all in the pseudo "Research," done on millions of animals, which can only give fallacious answers, and in the treatment of the patients with violent, destructive, but immensely lucrative therapies imposed by official medicine.

Certified reports of cancers completely cured by "soft", drugless treatments, usually based on natural diets, mostly various raw foods, have been piling up both in Europe and the USA. But all the competent and honest doctors who threaten the profits of the lucrative medical trade with inexpensive therapies are being viciously attacked, vilified as "quacks and charlatans," sometimes even barred from the profession, by the quacks and charlatans who make up the profit-oriented Medical Power.

 

[Happeh]

For this post I want to jump back to the men. Someone said, "Happeh, we need to know what a healthy person looks like". Here is the original 6 guys with twisted heads.

Then we have the picture with 3 other wankers, plus the new picture on the lower left.

This man is a professional fighter. Professional fighters are strong. The mans entire body looks like a pole. He looks like he is standing straight up. His head is straight on his body. His neck is fat and thick like a tree trunk. No twisting or turning. His shoulders appear level. His head looks full and round compared to the other men whose heads are all asymmetrical or dented. I have purposefully chosen a white man to make you see that white men can get big round heads.

Remember when I told you Asians know all about Happeh Theory? That Happeh Theory is based in large part on Asian knowledge? What do you know about Asians?

They all have big round fat heads.

The lying or incompetent scientists tell you that it is genetic. Asians have round heads because of genetics and white people have angular heads because of genetics. The epicanthic fold of Asians is genetic.

Bullshit. It is health that determines how fat your head is. If you are healthy, you get a big fat round Asian looking head. If you are not healthy, your head is narrow with lots of dents and dings in it. Those scientists guys are liars or incompetents. It is the correct view of the human body and employing that knowledge in daily life that gives Asians the squinty eyed look.

In the interest of being thorough, if you are paying attention to Happeh Theory symptoms, you should have noticed I skipped something up above. The eyes. I did not remark on the eyes. The new man's eyes are slightly mismatched. The left eye is very dark in comparison to the right eye.

This is not a flaw or something I am avoiding because it does not fit Happeh Theory. This man does fit Happeh Theory. I clearly said that, in addition to masturbation, excessive physical exertion causes the same symptoms. I think being a professinal fighter qualifies as extreme physical exertion. This man does fit Happeh Theory, from his overall health, to the darkened eyes.

 

[(Q)]

If you are healthy, you get a big fat round Asian looking head. If you are not healthy, your head is narrow with lots of dents and dings in it.

 

[cole grey]

How do we know the fighter doesn't excessively masturbate or have sex?
We don't.
Your theory has no evidence until we see the link proven.

We have said this to you a thousand times but you don't listen.
I give up, I'm done.

I am genuinely interested in your idea but if you won't post evidence or interesting background information from ayurveda or whatever, this thread has no value at all...

 

[SnakeLord]

You know what Snake and James? There is only one way for me to prove this to guys like you. We need to be in the same room together. I either need to use your own body, or an example body if you want to bring one along. The person has to get naked. Then I will take you around their body, detailing and pointing out each symptom.

Without them stating they masturbate excessively, this course of action will still not prove anything. People keep telling you this. Why not set up an online survery, (instead of wasting time on silly blogs), offering a 'prize draw' for like £1000. If you're broke then just make up a winner, (yes it's dishonest), but then at least we can see the data concerning your claims. People will be more inclined to do the survey with a prize draw offer and if you ask the right questions will provide great insight. Needless to say, it would also be completely free for you to do.

When you feel the difference in texture and thickness between a damaged and undamaged area, I don't think even you two doubters could continue to fight.

Ok.. so James and I are now touching up naked people. We feel certain areas that are 'damaged'. You'd still have to provide the link between that damage and the claim that they masturbate too much. Touching someones pinkie does not provide the details that are needed. 1000 posts later and you still don't understand that, even though the whole concept is rather simple.

I don't think words or pictures will ever get thru to you two.

Hallelujah. I only told you that 40 pages ago. You're obviously a quick learner, (*end sarcasm).

EDIT: Let me give you something else to think about. What is the shape of your penis?

Penis shaped.

Does it curve one way or the other? Is it misshapen? If so, why?

Can't say it is, (although I'm not looking at it 24/7). Why are we talking about my penis?

Remember my claim that you are told masturbation is good to make you sick and weak, so you cannot resist Israeli World Domination?

Perhaps I don't get out much, but I have never in my life heard a jew tell me to masturbate.

All those stories about helping your prostate etc are true

So now you detract your own claims and tell us masturbation is good for you? I'm unsure whether you're mentally unstable or just jewish trying for world domination.

Apparently some 80 year old man has been saying the same thing I say. He has been doing it for decades. I never heard of him until today. But we both say the same thing.

Great.. there's two of you on the planet. Btw, what relevance does the opinion of a senile 80 year old man have to anything?

I never asked any of you for a dime

You lie. You told me that you were trying to convince a man of science so you could get very rich and very famous. You were trying to get one of us here, that has the connections, to accept your ideas so you could earn shitloads.

So in one year 1.5 million Americans had to be hospitalised as a consequence of the intake of drugs that were supposed to "cure" them of one thing or other.

Every drug has it's consequences and side effects for certain people. Considering in that same year you'd find several hundred millions of drugs being taken, the figures would be very small. Also take into account that those people were taking drugs because there was something already wrong with them. People don't just take medicine for the sake of it. As a result of that, the majority of people taking these drugs were most likely hospitalised because they had something wrong with them - other than any effects of medicine.

This man is a professional fighter.

Give me his name and then I will find you another picture that once again shows you to be completely and utterly wrong. I noticed how you didn't even comment on my last refutation of your picture, and would undoubtedly do the same here. If you are so certain of your claims, tell me his name.

Remember when I told you Asians know all about Happeh Theory?

Yeah, we're still waiting some evidence to support that claim. I spoke to a few Asians the other day - they don't have the slightest clue who you are or what your theory is about. When I mentioned your theory they laughed.

 

[leopold]

Can't say it is, (although I'm not looking at it 24/7). Why are we talking about my penis?

do you really need to ask snakelord?
penis is on happehs mind 24/7

after all wasn't it happeh that said
"those women were thinking about penis so much
that i almost grabbed a dead guys penis"

 

[leopold]

You know what Snake and James?there is only one way to prove this to guys like you

the way to prove it is simple happeh
you take a picture of a known masturbater
mix it in with 20 that are not
you pck the masturbater

 

[leopold]

EDIT: Let me give you something else to think about. What is the shape of your penis? Does it curve one way or the other? Is it misshapen? If so, why?

Just because?

mines straight as a board and like a peice of steel when it gets hard

 

[leopold]

Following up his sensational SLAUGHTER OF THE INNOCENT, this new exposé of Hans Ruesch shows how with the help of press agentry and the venality of most of the mass media the public has been brainwashed into equating MEDICAL CARE with HEALTH, whereas in fact exactly the opposite applies: modern medicine has become the principal cause of disease today.

So in one year 1.5 million Americans had to be hospitalised as a consequence of the intake of drugs that were supposed to "cure" them of one thing or other. Another case in point is cancer. The ably exploited fear of this dread disease, caused for the most part by products issuing from chemical, industrial and pharmaceutical laboratories, has become a solid gold source for researchers, drug manufacturers and doctors, who keep foisting their deleterious cut-burn-poison therapies on the frightened patients, most of whom die from the treatment before the cancer can kill them.

Since the cause of most cancers is well-known, they could be avoided through prevention, which early education should provide. And yet, practically no public funds go into prevention because there is no money to be gained with it - only health. The big money is all in the pseudo "Research," done on millions of animals, which can only give fallacious answers, and in the treatment of the patients with violent, destructive, but immensely lucrative therapies imposed by official medicine.

Certified reports of cancers completely cured by "soft", drugless treatments, usually based on natural diets, mostly various raw foods, have been piling up both in Europe and the USA. But all the competent and honest doctors who threaten the profits of the lucrative medical trade with inexpensive therapies are being viciously attacked, vilified as "quacks and charlatans," sometimes even barred from the profession, by the quacks and charlatans who make up the profit-oriented Medical Power.

coming from you happeh it carries zero weight

 

[leopold]

Yeah, we're still waiting some evidence to support that claim. I spoke to a few Asians the other day - they don't have the slightest clue who you are or what your theory is about. When I mentioned your theory they laughed.

good point snakelord.

 

[leopold]

http://www.jackinworld.com/misc/faqtree1.html

 

[James R]

EDIT: Let me give you something else to think about. What is the shape of your penis? Does it curve one way or the other? Is it misshapen? If so, why?

What would you regard as "misshapen", I wonder...

 

[leopold]

MYTH:

Masturbation causes hair loss, chronic fatigue, and other problems

FACT:

Internet scam artists have tried to invent a concept called "overmasturbation," insisting that you have to buy their expensive herbal pills in order to counteract the effect of masturbating more than a couple of times per week. But the pills have absolutely no effect — and masturbating once or twice a day will not make your hair fall out, or cause anything else they claim.

http://www.jackinworld.com/library/myths.html

 

[Facial]

Jackinworld.com is correct.

Happeh probably works as an undercover scam artist.

 

[Happeh]

How do we know the fighter doesn't excessively masturbate or have sex?
We don't.

Sure we do. You have my word. If I was a doctor with a certificate on the wall, you would believe me. Not because I had evidence, just because I had a piece of paper with a gold leaf star printed on it.

We have said this to you a thousand times but you don't listen.
I give up, I'm done.

What you mean is you are afraid. Your own two eyes tell you the new man's head is straight, roundish and fat. Your own two eyes tell you the other men's heads are all dented or angular or thin. You are afraid because they evidence of your eyes is overriding your mental determination to reject anything that Happeh says.

I am genuinely interested in your idea but if you won't post evidence or interesting background information from ayurveda or whatever, this thread has no value at all...

What do you want as evidence? I look you right in the face and give you pictures and tell you why what you see occurs. I would give you what you want if I could. I have plainly said many times that it requires an understanding of the body that you do not have. I made one post where I offered an explanation of the body that would help people understand. The post was completely ignored.

Go look. The post where I said the body can be viewed as two snakes. Not one person replied to the post. They just kept banging away for evidence.

As long as you want proof on your terms, in your world view, it is not going to happen. You have to understand my world view, the more correct world view, before what I say makes sense.

 

[Happeh]

What would you regard as "misshapen", I wonder...

Any deviation from either straight out, or straight up, or curved up and back towards your body.

If you have lumps, bumps, asymmetrical halves, odd curves to either side or up and down at an angle, or twisting of the penis itself. As if the body of the penis has twisted about an imaginary centerline runnnig thru the urethra(?)

Examine your penis when it is erect. Press thru the soft part of the head of the penis to the hard part inside. Do they feel even and balanced? The inside of the penis is basically two inflatable tubes. If one of these tubes seems smaller or larger than the other, the scientist must ask himself why.

The droid shrugs it off as just one of those things.