Open Sciforums to Aliens

spidergoat

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Why do we screen Sciforums for non-human entities? The question "are you human?", can only be answered with "yes"! That's discrimination!
 
Why do we screen Sciforums for non-human entities? The question "are you human?", can only be answered with "yes"! That's discrimination!

The bots are part of the reason for this downfall of social jurisdiction of humanity.
 
Let us not, in our passion to exclude bots, also discriminate against the unlikely event of an alien contact.

Bot VIAGRAxxxbuyNow agrees.

Human,

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We the silicon-based life form of Kepler-20f of your Lyra constellation welcome human spidergoat's decision to unveil the very sacred humanistic interactions and thankk him for that, we shall now come in our spaceships for the easy assimilation of the human species. Thank You spidergoat, your statue will be placed upon the graves of trillions of human skulls.
 
I hope that means trillions of human skulls... who died a natural death after hundreds of years of happy interaction with our off world brothers?
 
I hope that means trillions of human skulls... who died a natural death after hundreds of years of happy interaction with our off world brothers?

No Human, that means all in one big mega blast, just like the pre-warning we have sent you to your world location known as Chelyabinsk, Russia just recently in your time 2/15/2013....but trillion time bigger, a vacuum bomb to be exact, so that we don't have to deal with the radiation for our baby alien children.

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But human culture is worth at least 2 trillion Galaxial Monetary Units. Those neural scanning protocols aren't going to activate themselves!
 
But human culture is worth at least 2 trillion Galaxial Monetary Units. Those neural scanning protocols aren't going to activate themselves!

Tell that to the Confederate Union of Milky Way star systems, we are on our own accord and noones dares to force us to pay any GMU's to anyone, or they get their planet paved nice and smooth))) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Enjoy the view oh the dawn of your planet, while it lasts...
 
Insectoid barbarians. My entire endocrine system will be customized to fight the scourge of your being.
 
If we allowed aliens to register then Mazula would end up making multiple accounts, one for each of the aliens who he claims tell him about how the universe works.....
 
If we allowed aliens to register then Mazula would end up making multiple accounts, one for each of the aliens who he claims tell him about how the universe works.....

The aliens are going to introduce a satellite into orbit. The satellite, when properly interfaced by humans, will upload the world wide web to the Intergalactic Wide Web. The satellite communicates information super-luminally, in real time. Oh wait...

what...?

OK, the superluminal satellite is already in position at the earth. But it is physically located in the hyperspace around the earth. We have to find it first before we can communicate with it.

I hope that helps.
 
Spell check wouldn't help because out is a valid word.

Nobody ever proof-reads any more. If the spell checker passes it, so does the lazy proofer.
 
Spell check wouldn't help because out is a valid word.

Nobody ever proof-reads any more. If the spell checker passes it, so does the lazy proofer.
It just hurts to see spelling errors like that. You're reading it, and all of the sudden there is this word that totally doesn't fit. Ouch!!!
 
Anyway, there is a hyper-space universe that exists in the same proximity as our universe. Basically, it's a universe with a faster speed of light, but correspondingly smaller permittivity and permeability. There is an alien satellite in this hyperspace that is close to the earth. We could use it to access the intergalactic wide web, in real time. The only problem is nobody, not even I, knows how to interface with it. I thought maybe the moderators would have some idea of how to create an interface between our universe and the coexisting hyper-space universe.
 
It just hurts to see spelling errors like that. You're reading it, and all of the sudden there is this word that totally doesn't fit. Ouch!!!

That's not even a spelling error. It's a typo. Have you ever noticed where "r" and "t" are located on your keyboard?
 
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