Just be more careful next time. Anyway, how are you going to interface with that satellite that exists in hyperspace adjacent to the earth? You need some kind of c to c' EM wave converter. Do you know how to build one?
Ritalin would be effective for the hyper part of hyperspace.....chill it out and calm it down until it got slow enough to see well. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
All of the sudden..... The irony kills me. OWWW!!!! Just be more careful next time when correcting others. You might look like a complete idiot.
How do you know it is not open to aliens? In fact how do you know we are not all bots, except for the few aliens who do post?
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Cow on the Left: Aliens? Ain't seen one around here since they cut up haff the herd. Cow on the Right: Are you Talkin' ter strangers agin? Will yew never learn?
Don't need Aliens with talking cows around. An Alien looked at last post and said, "Look at that big bunch of cows." Captain Kremmen replied, "Not bunch, but herd". "Heard what?" "Herd of cows". "Sure, I've heard of cows, there's a big bunch of 'em right over there." There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd. The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down." oooooooooooooo, as a cow with no lips would say. This post is udder nonsense. Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs..... Cause the cow has the Udder. My all time fav cow joke though my kids have heard 1000 times. Me: Knock Knock Kid: Who's there Me: Interrupting Cow Kid: Interrupting C- Me: (Yell) MOOOOO! kid: (Continues) -ow who? It's much funnier after a few hundred times.
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Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! That's where Bluebell went. Ran down them steps. Never saw sight of her agin.
A cow wonders....................... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Is there cows up there looking up at us looking up at them? Or are we the only cows in the Universe?
@Alex Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I like it, but that's the worst cow drawing ever.
A cow farmer talks about his new labour-saving equipment: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! "Easy Peasy. Two hours since I set off from Cowtown, Kansas, and I'm half way there already. Why didn't they invent this years ago? (sings) Close, Fold, Pull, and Go. Better than an Esk-ee-mo. Mmmh....... Maybe I could make money writing a jingle..................... Gosh Durnit, I forgot the cow!"
My Mom's so fat ... When she stands up she leaves crop circles. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I never leave crop circles, but sometimes I leave crisp circles. (crisps are the English word for chips) I like it. Where's that statue? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Brother Bulls and Sister Cows. The ayleens took me, but now I have returned, to teach you new ways. BTW, this thread has had a huge number of views, over 27,000 The cows are watching us.