Parking ticket

[MRC_Hans]

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing
a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Good thing my car was parked around the corner...

Hans

 

[Asguard]

ur evil

 

[sjmarsha]

Glad it wasn't my car!

 

[Firefly]

LOL, I so knew it wasn't your car. Think I'll try that sometime, and tell the cop afterwards.

 

[wet1]

I wouldn't make the mistake of telling the cop it wasn't yours. right now he thinks he got you good. Should he learn that isn't so, you had best not let him see you really park your car...

 

[Dark Master]

You should've told him you're going to go 'walk' home now because that isn't my car.

 

[Walker]

What kind of car was it?

 

[Avatar]

lmao

 

[Firefly]

wet, I'd tell him it wasn't my car, then get on a bus, or something. That might stop him doing petty stuff like that in future.

 

[wet1]

Better yet report it to the D.A.