Prayer for the Stressed


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There were a couple of people who immediately came to mind when I read this...

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to KILL today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as...
They may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Fridays.
And help me to remember that...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown,
and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to

-- Mike Tyson
-- Bart Simpson
-- Frown Face
Oh my! Truestory, you shouldn't kill people! That's a sin! That's not nice! Neither is giving people the finger! Oh my, this is terrible! I'm going to pray really hard for you.

God loves you and so do I!
Those were not my words, personally, Lori... Nor were they directed at you, personally... Or... Were they? Back-off!
I loved that one about the muscles! I'm going to use that part in a sign for my office!