questions to animate theologians

[genep]

1: Do all religions have to be dead in their graves
before we can be in heaven?

2: Is heaven the Laughter a man needs
to have a woman eat an apple
so that all religions can wallow in the cesspool they call sins?

 

[spidergoat]

1. No. Examples: Gnostic Christianity, Buddhism
2. Huh?

 

[ConsequentAtheist]

1: Do all religions have to be dead in their graves before we can be in heaven?

The question is incoherent.

2: Is heaven the Laughter a man needs to have a woman eat an apple so that all religions can wallow in the cesspool they call sins?

Get over yourself.

 

[spidergoat]

Oh, I misread #1. I'll change my answer to maybe. But simply getting rid of, or being antagonistic to religion won't help.