Quick paranormal investigation etiquette for poltergeists question

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HawkI

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Instead of asking a Poltergeist to nudge something across a floor or throw something, why don't they ask the poltergeist to LIFT a light object up from the ground and then SUSPEND IT in mid air for A LONG DURATION OF TIME? Surely that would look far more convincing? AND be well with in their capabilities?
 
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Well, this is a difficult admission, but you are close to truth. Let me explain...

I work in adult film and one of my photographers is a poltergeist. Beforehand, while he, George, was haunting me (more like taunting me) I told him to get some exercise, like even try a different routine, because the haunting part he really sucked at. And soon enough he could do what you say, and could be dexterous enough for a job in photography.

This is not an advertisement, yet I'm going to start selling poltergeists online in about a month or so. I mean we (I) couldn't exactly think of what a right price would be. I've got many poltergeists in stock but it's harder to know which breed is trained best for what. (And yes, I've tried breeding poltergeists myself but the success rate has been zero so far.) :leaf:
 
Well, this is a difficult admission, but you are close to truth. Let me explain...

I work in adult film and one of my photographers is a poltergeist. Beforehand, while he, George, was haunting me (more like taunting me) I told him to get some exercise, like even try a different routine, because the haunting part he really sucked at. And soon enough he could do what you say, and could be dexterous enough for a job in photography.

This is not an advertisement, yet I'm going to start selling poltergeists online in about a month or so. I mean we (I) couldn't exactly think of what a right price would be. I've got many poltergeists in stock but it's harder to know which breed is trained best for what. (And yes, I've tried breeding poltergeists myself but the success rate has been zero so far.) :leaf:

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If poltergeists would respond to our queries, why stop at levitating? Why not ask them to pick up a pencil and write 'hello' - or better yet - describe where they are?

All seriousness aside, I'm not sure that's how anyone claims it works anyway.

I don't know if anyone has ever claimed that they asked a poltergeist to slide and object on the floor, and the poltergeist obliged.

Pretty sure poltergeist traditionally just do what they want, when they want.
 
It looks like any chance of sensible discussion of the topic vanished with the first couple of posts. Sorry, Hawkl. Maybe try a new thread.

This one is cesspooled.
 
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