Well, this is clearly an ad hom. In many places suicide and self-abuse are illegal, I see no reason why Gustav should not be protected even from himself. Though he does have an epistemological advantage when insulting himself.
the insult votes rocketed after my confession clearly, legalities are of little concern to the fascists
I categorically do not approve of you being banned. But if a mod knows you have low self esteem and are habitually self-judgmental, I think warnings and part-day bans would be appropriate for self-abuse. (not in the Christian sense; that is your own business) If you came to my bowling alley and hit yourself with my bowling balls, I would feel honor bound to refund your money and ask for your shoes, until such time you treated yourself well with my balls.
i think pineal likes me he wants me to jack off on his balls Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
That's a bit overzealous...and not true in the US. Too, as long as one does not abuse oneself in public... That's loopy. *Cue scrotal fetish p0rn clip here*
We have hand driers for that. Some of our customers use a powder. Semen, however, would have precisely the wrong effect, since it can act like an epoxy.
nonsense Helen Gurley Brown: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased. i am betting wrinkle free balls you can powder it afterward
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! So now we know his secret... I think you'd have to paralyze some motor nerves. Botox maybe... The more you tickle one, the wrinklier they get...
Excuse me, I have an upclass establishment. My balls do not have wrinkles and cannot, like a feminist's face, absorb organic fluids. Further I would be concerned about what the proteolytic enzymes in the semen would do to my fine hardwood slats.
I think it should be quite clear. I am the proud owner of a bowling recreational facility. I believe I said 'if'. And I am not a mod. I wouldn't presume to have their insights into your self-relationship. It is not in my bailiwick.
But if you are thinking of purchasing a new ball or need some tips on your grip, please don't hesitate to ask.
pshaw i have excellent aim ask around "if they knew....." that means they may or may not be cognizant of a state of affairs that you are aware of. look again.... you state it as a fact :shrug: heh passive-aggressive much?
You're not in my leagues. It could be taken to mean that I am aware of a state of affairs which they in turn might become aware of - but how could I be? - or it could simply refer to a possible future time when they know something about you. Or a present possible state of affairs. Here in the midwest we use a very subjunctive subjunctive. If they drive to work.... If they know.... If they bowl at all.... How would I know?