This and That
Bells said:
Grass roots movement?
I guess you could call it that.
We should not forget to wonder just how far this "grass roots" movement would have gotten without massive investments from the energy and health care industries, Dick Armey, and scores of GOP operatives coordinating both funding and events for the Tea Party.
I remember once, in high school, a student invited a local OB/GYN to speak to our bioethics class. Our teacher knew him and despised him as a baby-killer, so she got in his face a few times. Eventually, he just said, "Look, I know this is a Jesuit school and all, but you would be surprised who I've seen in my office. More ... than ...
once."
It was a bit of a cruel line. I remember one girl in the class sort of shrinking away in this classic Catholic-guilt manner.
And, you know, I'm pretty sure that, some years later, she wore white on her wedding day.
It's a matter of interpretation. Her white dress isn't symbolic of her "purity", but of the virtue she aspires to and believes of herself.
Calling the Tea Party grass roots is sort of the same thing. But we could likewise call NOW, the NRA, or even the Catholic Church grass roots in the same context; it is, after all, made up of individuals.
As for the kooks.. Heh.. I don't think 'some' quite covers it. Granted, O'Donnell's latest gaffe is not just as bad as Angle's latest gaffe, but it comes close.
I thought it was interesting how you could almost
feel the response of the high school students to Sharron Angle, but they pretty much kept their tongue. The law students, on the other hand, had no compunctions about laughing openly at Christine O'Donnell.
The problem this crop of Tea Party candidates presents is that their policy initiatives—such as they are—won't go anywhere. The most we might get out of a GOP majority hinging on the Tea Party is that the Republicans, who said of Bush that the people were tired of special investigators always looking into the president, will start ordering special investigations to stonewall the White House.
The flip side is that these politicians will, like Sen. Scott Brown of Massachusetts, learn quickly how to dance the Potomac Two-Step. That is, sure it might be popular to say the economic did nothing and can do nothing, but saying so didn't stop Sen. Brown, or any number of his GOP colleagues who likewise maligned the stimulus, from flipping their rhetoric when pleading with various federal agencies for a slice of the pie.
Thus, the only real question is how the Tea Party will deal with disappointment. Will they wake up and recognize that they have been conned and exploited? Will they care? Or will they simply blame the Democrats because Tea Party Republicans are politicians, too?
And here the ouroboros emerges. We disdain extremism and illogical legislation. Indeed, it is not the fact of legislation itself that raises people's ire at Congress, but rather the idea of what those laws equal. To me, for instance, that Joe Miller, in Alaska, looks to
East Germany as an example of border security tells me not only about his policy initiatives, but also—and more importantly—how bogus a foundation he has built that platform on. If Congress writes better, more useful, more appropriate legislation, people won't despise the institution so deeply and broadly. But it seems to me that if irresponsible, illogical legislation is the problem, electing a crop of Mad Hatters to emulate East Germany, interpret the Constitution without reading it, barter chickens for medicine, empower corporations in lieu of government, arrest who they want for no explicable reason .... Well, if bad legislation is the problem, I don't see how electing this crew is going to change that. Let's see: build a wall like East Germany; outlaw abortion under any circumstances; keep health care focused on money instead of health; oppress Muslims; get rid of the Civil Rights Act; investigate the president for being a secret Kenyan Muslim anti-colonialist socialist communist Nazi. Yeah, that sounds like an improvement, eh?
And when their policy platform collapses, will the Tea Party have learned anything? Or will they search farther out into the ideological fringes of the country? What goes around comes around, and bites them in the ass. And it will be everybody's fault but theirs.
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Buffalo Roam said:
joe, now why aren't you having a fit about Tiassa and post 21? selective outrage, typical of liberals.
Don't you recognize the Tea Party candidates? The John Galt principles?
Why should Joe have a fit? Because I said something
you don't like? Because I raised points
you are afraid to deal with? Come now, people aren't stupid, Mr. Roam. Not everyone in the world regards every individual event as if it exists in a vacuum. Some people are even capable of discerning
themes. The Tea Party is also an expression of any number of ideas that sound good in words, but don't work out so well in practice.
A Tennessee fire department, Joe Miller, Christine O'Donnell, Sharron Angle, Carl Palladino. These issues and people tell us quite a bit about what the Tea Party promises. Dress things up in marketing terms, sure, but what do the words really mean? Accountability? Sounds great, now we're going to let a house burn down according to some master list somewhere. Protecting yourself? Sounds great, now we're going to handcuff people who ask us questions we don't want to answer. Abide by the Constitution? Sounds great, and who says we have to know what the Constitution actually says? No socialist takeover of the health care industry? Sounds good, I suppose, now go barter for your life with chickens. Border security? Sounds great, but are we emulating East Germany, or simply deciding that brown skin is bad? Family values? Sounds great, but how dare you ask about the daughter I fathered out of wedlock. Oh, and have you seen the dancing monkeys?
I don't know if you happened to catch Bill Maher's show last weekend, but he offered a great editorial about Brett Favre's penis:
... this story really isn't about sports or sex or how necessary caller ID is; it's about how pathetic and clueless white American males have become. Because the kind of guy who thinks there are women out there who just, cold, want to see your cock is the same kind of guy who thinks Sarah Palin is swell and tax cuts pay for themselves.
I will explain that connection further, but, first, let's just dwell for one more minute on how stupid it is to forget that in 2010 when you text someone a picture of your genitals, you're not just sending it to that person, but to every person on the planet who has access to the internet. Somewhere right now, there's a tribesman in Samoa thinking, "Brett Favre is texting a picture of his dick to a woman? That shit never works."
And he's right. No woman in the history of mankind has ever wanted to see a picture of a penis. Go back to the earliest cave paintings. The very first one is a cock, and after that they're all antelopes and sunrises. But, for some reason, men persist. Why? And here's where we're getting to it. Because men have always been in charge, especially white men. Brett Farve is like a lot of white males. He's owned the world for so long he's going a little crazy now that he doesn't. Also, like many white men across th country, he lost his job to a Mexican. [Mark Sanchez]
And, if Brett Favre's penis could talk, what would it say? Well, other than, "No photos, please." I think it would say, "I'm not a witch. I'm you." Because, for hundreds of years, white penises were America. White penises found America. They made the rules and they called the shots—in the workplace, in the home, and at the ballot box. But now the unthinkable is happening. White penises are becoming the minority.
2010 was the first year in which more minority babies were born than white babies. This is what conservatives are really upset about. That the president is black and the Secretary of State is a woman, and every shortstop is Latino, and every daytime talk show host is a lesbian. And suddenly this country is way off track and needs some serious "restoring".
If penises could cry—and I believe they can—then white penises are crying all over America. And that's where this crew [Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann] comes in. The lovely milfs of the new right. And their little secret is that their popularity comes exclusively from white men. Look at the polling: minorities hate them, women hate them. Only white men like them. I'm no psychiatrist, but I do own a couch. And my theory is that these women represent something those men miss dearly—the traditional idiot housewife.
If an election between Obama and Sarah Palin were held today and only white men could vote, Sarah Palin would be president. Did you know that in 1788, when there were four million people in America, only 39,000—the rich white men—got to vote? That doesn't sound good to you? Well, what if I threw in a picture of my cock?
Which brings me back to Brett Favre. And I think it is worth noting that in one of the alleged photos of Mr. Favre, he is pleasuring himself on a bed while wearing Crocs. And if you think about it, is there any better metaphor for the sad state of America today than an over-the-hill white guy lazily masturbating in plastic shoes?
It's
comedy, Mr. Roam. Bear that in mind. But it's also a caricature of what people are actually seeing.
Maher also appeared yesterday on MSNBC's
The Last Word With Lawrence O'Donnell:
O'DONNELL: .... So, can you explain to me what is going on in this country right now that has given us the craziest political season we've ever seen?
BILL MAHER, HOST, HBO'S "REAL TIME": I guess you're talking about all the nuts that fell out of that nut bag.
I don't know, Lawrence, but all I can think of every week when we go and have this plethora of comedy material to work from is how silly the media was when Bush was leaving office, when the only question myself and every other comedian in the country was asked week after week was, how do you think you will be able to survive without George Bush?
Are you kidding? This cast of Paladino and Sharron Angle and Rand Paul—they make Bush look like Bertrand Russell. Are you kidding? This is the greatest political season I've ever covered.
O'DONNELL: Now, serious question. Is it just a coincidence that our politics have gotten crazier since the election of a black president? Or is it the very existence of a black president that's driving some of these people crazy?
MAHER: Oh, I think it's absolutely that that's driving these people crazy. When they say they want their country back, that's what they mean, really, is they want their country back to the appropriate time when a white person was in the White House.
It's called the White House, Lawrence. It's not hard to figure out.
But I think it's also just impatience. I mean, I don't want to cast most Americans as being racist, but I think a lot of them are just dumb. I'm sorry, but they are. They are clueless about the issues. They don't think further than things are not great, let's have a change—even though we just had a change two years ago.
I mean, they voted for this massive change two years ago. But because it didn't immediately start raining $20 bills, they want to go back to the way it was. They remind me of a battered girlfriend, you know, who goes back to the guy who was battering them because, I don't know, the new boyfriend forgot their birthday or something? ....
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O'DONNELL: Yes, and Harry Reid kept citing CBO and CBO estimates and all that kind of stuff, just like you'd expect a majority leader in the Senate to do. And, you know, there's an incredible simplicity to the Tea Party side of the campaigning season.
And it's interesting. It seems that it in a way mirrors the incredible simplicity of the Obama campaign, which was this one word "change." I mean, shouldn't the Obama people, when they won a presidential contest on basically this one word message of change, shouldn't they have been warned themselves that, wow, you can tip over American politics with real simple messages, which is what's happening to them now?
MAHER: And also, wasn't it brilliant the way the Republican Party rebranded itself as the Tea Party? Because the Republicans were thumped, as Bush himself said, in 2006 and in 2008, and they were a completely discredited political party.
The American public understood that these were the people who put us into two wars we didn't really need to be in. And brought the economy to a state it hadn't been since the Great Depression.
So, what to do? Well, let's call ourselves a different name, just like KFC did. We're now the Tea Party. We're not the Republican Party. Those are those people who drove the country off the cliff. We're a whole new group of people—except we think and vote and talk exactly like the old crowd did. It was pretty clever, though.
I know it's a common conservative talking point that liberals just fall in line behind celebrity, but that's a reflection of conservatives themselves. It used to be that the preacher said, and the people believed.
With liberals, though—and, undoubtedly,
some conservatives at least—the
modern sensibility is that being able to relate to something is one of the components of admirability. Bill Maher is popular for much the same reason Rush Limbaugh is: there are people out there who hear what he says and think it makes sense. Two
vital differences, though. First, Bill Maher is a
comedian; Rush Limbaugh is a
politician. Secondly, Maher's
comedy is based on
facts and
identifiable reality; Limbaugh's political bluster is based on
myth.
So before you tell me about
white people and scream about
racism, you also need to tell me something about
psyche, and why it is that allegedly "hot" women (by
some people's standards, apparently) who have no fucking clue what they're on about are so damn popular with white male voters?
People are able to see what is going on with the Tea Party. Indeed, it seems the only people to whom it's not clear are the Tea Partiers themselves. They can dress it up in whatever language they want, but the themes are layered so superficially that reality shows through.
It's not hard to figure out.
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Notes:
Maher, Bill. "New Rules". Real Time With Bill Maher, #193. HBO, Los Angeles. October 15, 2010. HBO.com. October 20, 2010. http://www.hbo.com/real-time-with-b...aher/episodes/0/193-episode/article/new-rules
O'Donnell, Lawrence. Interview with Bill Maher. The Last Word With Lawrence O'Donnell. MSNBC, New York. October 19, 2010. Transcript. MSNBC.com. October 20, 2010. http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39762294/ns/msnbc_tv/
Lowry, Rich. "Projecting through the Screen". The Corner. October 3, 2008. NationalReview.com. October 20, 2010. http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/171291/projecting-through-screen/rich-lowry