What will YOU do when the zombies come?

Do you have a "zombie plan", and are you male or female?

  • I am FEMALE, and I HAVE NO "zombie plan".

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • I am FEMALE, and I HAVE a "zombie plan".

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • I am MALE, and I HAVE NO "zombie plan".

    Votes: 6 19.4%
  • I am MALE, and I HAVE a "zombie plan".

    Votes: 21 67.7%

  • Total voters
    31
I think this depends on what breed of zombies we is dealing with. There are Religious zombies, "scientific" zombies (you know, biological weapons, disease, something like that) and then the others. (voodoo zombies, resurrected-by-alien-zombies)

Basically, what I was going to say was the religious zombies are based on the idea that hell is full, so bodies just have to be possessed by torment spirits or something, and therefore do not starve. Harder to kill as well, in that their ability to function has reached a supernatural level. For example, with these zombies I imagine you could see headless corpses shuffling after you, not needing a brain to fire those gotta-have-fresh-flesh impulses.

The "scientific" ones, I believe, could be waited out. Eventually their bodies would starve, or something would break down.

Of course, I don't really know all this for sure. The zombie survival guide should have way more comprehensive info.

I think we're just considering the proper, or undead variety. I don't know how "scientific" they are.

I also noticed that neither of the fe-males have placed their comments on the poll yet. Your input is paramount to prove my case that women don't bother worrying about zombies and thereby attain my federal funding money...uh, I mean, for the purposes of science.
 
Ah! One has posted. Excellent. My chi-square stat is looking stronger as we speak.
 
I haven't bothered with a plan.
Since zombies are portrayed as drooling unthinking one-track-mind idiots how would I distinguish them from the people I encounter everyday?
Pfft.
The only time ever that zombies bothered me was when my hamster turned into one; and he wasn't interested in eating my brain, just extra cucumber and fried egg.
 
Basically, what I was going to say was the religious zombies are based on the idea that hell is full, so bodies just have to be possessed by torment spirits or something, and therefore do not starve. Harder to kill as well, in that their ability to function has reached a supernatural level. For example, with these zombies I imagine you could see headless corpses shuffling after you, not needing a brain to fire those gotta-have-fresh-flesh impulses.

If zombies exist based on religious truth, then there are no rules or limits to what kind of stuff I'm capable of doing .........in which case, I'll learn to cast magical spells (turn undead; invisibility to undead, control undead, unhex, reverse ju-ju, etc) or obtain holy relics that provide similar powers.
 
plan is to gether some survivers and lock myself inot a supermarket, wait till they starve to death then loot!
 
Didn't Jesus raise someone from the dead? Was that guy a zombie? Was Jesus himself a zombie since he too arose from the dead?
Christianity is no more than a zombie cult wanting our brains??
 
i plan to, lock me and my kids and husband in a shop and then wait for the whole thing to blow over, i gathered if we dont make to much noise perhaps they wont know we're there.

either that or i would get a lawn mower and mow them all down, (oh hang on thats dead Rising)
 
zombies are not worthy enemies. they are slow and stupid. it would be very easy to kill them all without even using guns. give me some good men and a hand forged decent sword.

obviously going to a military base and borrowing a few tanks couldent harm anybody. (except the zombies).


peace.
 
why do we believe that zombies are slow and stupid? just because the film makers say they are?
 
LMAO. Ummm, why do we believe zombies would exist? because film makers say they do??

One belief unique to voodoo is the zombie. The creole word “zombi” is apparently derived from Nzambi, a West African deity but it only came into general use in 1929, after the publication of William B. Seabrook's The Magic Island. In this book, Seabrook recounts his experiences on Haiti, including the walking dead. He describes the first 'zombie' he came across in this way:

"The eyes were the worst. It was not my imagination. They were in truth like the eyes of a dead man, not blind, but staring, unfocused, unseeing. The whole face, for that matter, was bad enough. It was vacant, as if there was nothing behind it. It seemed not only expressionless, but incapable of expression."

Haitian zombies were once normal people, but underwent zombification by a "bokor" or voodoo sorcerer, through spell or potion. The victim then dies and becomes a mindless automaton, incapable of remembering the past, unable to recognise loved ones and doomed to a life of miserable toil under the will of the zombie master.

There have been some rare occasions of juju zombies temporarily regaining part of their mental faculties. This rare occurrence has only been observed when a zombie encounters situations that have heavy emotional connections to their mortal lives.

There are many examples of zombies in modern day Haiti. Papa Doc Duvallier the dictator of Haiti from 1957 to 1971 had a private army of thugs called tonton macoutes. These people were said to be in trances and they followed every command that Duvallier gave them. Duvallier had also his own voodoo church with many followers and he promised to return after his death to rule again. He did not come back but a guard was placed at his tomb, to insure that he would not try to escape, or that nobody steal the body. There are also many stories of people that die, then many years later return to the shock and surprise of relatives. A man named Caesar returned 18 years after he died to marry, have three children and die again, 30 years after he was originally buried. Another case involved a student from a village Port-au-Prince who had been shot in a robbery attempt. Six months later, the student returned to his parent’s house as a zombie. At first it was possible to talk with the man, and he related the story of his murder, a voodoo witch doctor stealing his body from the ambulance before he reached hospital and his transformation into a zombie. As time went on, he became unable to communicate, he grew more and more lethargic and died.

A case reported a writer named Stephen Bonsal described a zombie he witnessed in 1912 in this way: a man had at intervals a high fever, he joined a foreign mission church and the head of the mission saw the him die. He assisted at the funeral and saw the dead man buried. Some days later the supposedly dead man was found dressed in grave clothes, tied to a tree, moaning. The poor wretch soon recovered his voice but not his mind. He was indentifed by his wife, by the physician who had pronounced him dead, and by the clergyman. The victim did not recognized anybody, and spent his days moaning inarticulate words.

http://zombies.monstrous.com/voodoo_zombies.htm

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