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A man that shops elsewhere while his wife is pregnant is a real SCUMBAG! PRICK!! :mad:

A scumbag would mean you would not get pregnant. Problem solved.

Don't you know we are all the same and are only after one thing. A bit of peace and quiet/
 
What woman still darns socks in this day and age?
Snap out of it Myles it's 2008.........
They have a hole they get tossed in the garbage.
 
What woman still darns socks in this day and age?
They have a hole they get tossed in the garbage.

Wait till the recession hits. That will put an end to your wasteful ways. Don't argue ! Just get on and do woman's work !
 
My womanly duties are done for now. I was busy doing them all day. I clocked out a while ago. I hung up my maids uniform until tomorrow.
 
My womanly duties are done for the moment. I was doing them all day. I clocked out a while ago. I hung up my maids uniform until tomorrow.

A woman's work is never done. Get dressed or you'll catch your death of cold !
 
hey shorty i herd this joke the other day (actually PB told it to me:p)

Whats the best thing about a blow job?
the silence:D
 
why do women moan during sex?
to give them something to winge about even when they are enjoying themselves:p
 
god your short, the longest we have gone for is one and a half eposodes of doctor who (i think) and yes we do need to shut the windows cause she screams too. Its just me who is quite:p

Edit to add: we were doing it one day at her parents house and i literally had to smother her with a pillow to stop her waking them up:p
 
god your short, the longest we have gone for is one and a half eposodes of doctor who (i think) and yes we do need to shut the windows cause she screams too. Its just me who is quite:p

Edit to add: we were doing it one day at her parents house and i literally had to smother her with a pillow to stop her waking them up:p

You have sex watching Dr who? How long is an episode 2 mins? :p

Ohhhhhhhhh you Animal HAHa... I only want to be smothered with a pillow when I am old, drooling and wearing diapers.
 
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