There's nothing about a chicken that a deep fryer can't improve.
Yeah, he's such a loose cannon that even the most absurd jokes fall short.
Unfortunately, we couldn't even say, "At least she's better than Trump," because nobody could have predicted how hideously bad Trump would be.
Chinese curse: May you live in interesting times.
Translation: May you have an idiot for your President.
"Interesting" often isn't a good thing.
Twelve Greek gods. Twelve apostles.
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
I'm Canadian, so no nukes, some cages and few foreign wars. We may be replacing our Fearless Leader with a fatter head this fall - the fatter the...
Your math is off. Your "info" is third- or fourth-hand at best:
First-hand: actual video of men walking on the moon.
Second-hand: some bozo...
Yes. But not the final say.
If he plays with his trunk, how can he accompany himself on the trumpet?
Nope. I only buy what I prefer.
I think community preparedness is preferable to individual preparedness.
That's what I was getting at. How many people have to share a "hallucination" before it becomes "reality"? Even if we have hard evidence one way or...
What is the "evidence to the contrary" though, if not another shared "hallucination"?
An elephant piano would need a really big keyboard, and much closer to the ground. Maybe a circular one would be more efficient.
I can't speak for statistics but that figure is way too high for me. When I'm out, I have to stop and think whether I have anything in the house for...
As we sometimes point out to creationists, a stack of bricks is more orderly than a house.
What does that have to do with what I said?
I'm trying to remember if they had the "zip guns" in the movie. In the book, they shot something like a throwing star that would take a triffid's...
I think the word "control" is inappropriate. "Influence" would be more accurate.
A pedestrian can not "control" a car by jumping in front of it; he...
It's kind of a loaded question, since much of our civilization is designed around cars.
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