20/1 Vision

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by lixluke, Jan 8, 2005.

  1. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Are there glasses or contacts I can get so that I can have better than 20/20 vision?
    I want to have 20/1 vision.
     
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  3. apendrapew Oral defecator Registered Senior Member

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    Having 20/1 vision would make you really farsighted. You wouldn't see the things right in front of you worth squat.

    As for ways to achieve it, you might try to capture a bald eagle and try to have its eyes transplanted to your face. You'd have to modify the eyes though in order to make them fit correctly into your eye sockets. And then you'd have to take special drugs so your body wouldn't reject the foreign tissues... Damnit.. it will never work.

    But there are expensive surgeries that can give you better than normal 20/20 vision. As for 20/1, your best bet is eagle eyes.
     
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  5. pilpaX amateur-science.com Registered Senior Member

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    attach binoculars to your head.
     
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  7. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    "Having 20/1 vision would make you really farsighted."
    I thought you would have the ability to see something 20 feet a way that would normally bee seen 1 foot away.
    And also that you could see stuff up close normally as well.
     
  8. blackmonkeystatue Unregistered User Registered Senior Member

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    "Of course, just because 20/20 vision is normal doesn't mean it's perfect. A small percentage of the population is blessed with vision better than 20/20, and just recently researchers unveiled corrective lens that offered vision closer to 20/10."

    From: http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20000726.html
     
  9. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    It doesn't even say where to get those. That's what I need. I'm unhappy with being 20/20.
     
  10. blackmonkeystatue Unregistered User Registered Senior Member

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    I'm unhappy with a 9.5 inch penis, I want 15 inches ! Let's start a club.
     
  11. DAHMAN Registered Member

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    Bruh these answers were written over a year before I was born!
     
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