3 Word Story

[Halo]

In an attempt to keep myself entertained and awake at work we are gonna play 3 word story. It's very simple to play. Just write 3 words and 3 words only. The next person will add their 3 words and as the thread goes along you will have one goofy story.

I'll start:

Yesterday I went

 

[Walker]

Straight to hell.

 

[monkapotomus]

i saw satan

 

[Halo]

He was very

 

[EvilPoet]

busy with work

 

[monkapotomus]

roasting peoples weinies

 

[Walker]

and trimming bushes.

 

[EvilPoet]

Satan enjoys gardening.

 

[Halo]

But he also

 

[monkapotomus]

does the macarena

 

[EvilPoet]

while drinking margaritas.

 

[Halo]

Then one day

 

[EvilPoet]

I saw God.

 

[Gifted]

Accepting his offer,

 

[sjmarsha]

I ate cheese

 

[EvilPoet]

and saltine crackers

 

[Halo]

that contained artificial

 

[Walker]

biproduct of cow.

 

[MacZ]

Crumbs, said god.

 

[EvilPoet]

Among other things.