Aliens...

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Counter, Feb 3, 2017.

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  1. Counter Registered Senior Member

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    For this experiment you will need: two flowers (one male, one female), one bumble-bee, one light source (preferably the Sun moving from East to West, two wild Gorillas (one male, one female).

    Instruction: have the plants shy from the light until dead. Aliens will appear. The aliens must mate with two Gorillas and alter the D.N.A of the resulting offspring to make two humans (Brother and Sister.)

    Results: One society.
     
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  3. origin Trump is the best argument against a democracy. Valued Senior Member

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    Reported as insanity in the science section.
     
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  5. exchemist Valued Senior Member

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    SNAP!
     
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  7. Counter Registered Senior Member

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    ...But am I lying?!

    Is this not the evolution you have been seeking?? There is just no pleasing some people. You turn your backs on God and now evolution. I'd be interested to hear YOUR solution to the green problem. What, beings condemned to spend forever green without chance or hope of death?

    "If he's so smart how come he's dead?"-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons.

    "If my answer's frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions!"-Pulp Fiction.
     
  8. origin Trump is the best argument against a democracy. Valued Senior Member

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    I don't know if you are knowingly writing something that is incorrect, so I cannot say if you are lying.
    I can say that you are wrong, so wrong that your statements are meaningless.

    Your posts do not frighten me, they only elicit concern for you. If you are trolling then ha-ha, if you are not trolling then I say I hope that things work out for you.

    Good luck
     
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  9. Counter Registered Senior Member

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    "This is time-travel Leonard. Congratulations will have been in order. "-Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory.

    In other words things HAVE worked out for me. If things were going to work out they would have already done so.

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    Just because YOU disagree with what I've posted does not mean others will.

    If I'm wrong can you explain to me why there are both male and female flowers?? And Bumble-bees? And the Sun? And Gorillas for that matter.

    "It's the future, I've tasted it."-Brian Potter, Phoenix Nights.
     
  10. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    What is counter's obsession with this ambiguous 'green' thing?
     
  11. Michael 345 Valued Senior Member

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    Nope

    Got the current one

    Will stick with that
     
  12. Michael 345 Valued Senior Member

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    I'm guessing most won't bother to agree or disagree

    Read post

    Think ????

    Move on
     
  13. Michael 345 Valued Senior Member

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    Two flowers (one male, one female)

    Done (male deadly nightshade female pansie)

    One bumble-bee

    Sort of done have a fumble bee and / or wasp Which should I use?

    One light source

    Sort of done Have son who says he's bright

    Two wild Gorillas (one male, one female)

    Done Boy are they wild about me taking them from the forest

    Have the plants shy from the light until dead

    Done but I just put them in a blender and flushed them down the loo

    Aliens will appear

    No aliens

    The aliens must mate with two Gorillas

    No aliens no mateing

    Alter the D.N.A of the resulting offspring to make two humans (Brother and Sister.)

    No altered DNA

    No offspring

    No two humans

    No brother and sister

    Results two wild gorillas shaging each other while son watches

    Tried again

    This time I got two extremely wild gorillas

    Turned out the male was gay and female lesbian

    Gave up
     
  14. Yazata Valued Senior Member

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    That doesn't make any sense to me. Frankly it looks bizarre.

    Can you explain (in comprehensible prose) the idea that you are trying to express?

    The pop-culture quotes didn't help. What "green problem"? What does any of this have to do with biological science?
     
  15. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    And why is it still here in Bio & Gen? I reported it a while ago.
     
  16. sweetpea Registered Senior Member

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    What happened to the bumblebee in the OP?
    I think Counter is a new mod in the breaking-in stage.
     
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  17. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    The bumblebee pollenates the flowers.

    At least, if this were a sensical thought experiment.
    I have no idea where the aliens come in.
     
  18. Kittamaru Giving up this insanity for Lent - back ~ 4/15 Staff Member

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    This... is utter insanity.
     
  19. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    As somebody else said, this is either trolling or insanity. Either way, it's a waste of space.
     
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