Chickens - not the brightest creatures on the planet

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  1. Kittamaru Now nearly 40 pounds lighter. Staff Member

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    Thought y'all could use a laugh...
     
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  3. Michael 345 Valued Senior Member

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  5. sweetpea Registered Senior Member

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    That chicken was making itself a chicken sandwich.
     
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  7. Michael 345 Valued Senior Member

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    Whereas mine was making itself the world

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  8. iceaura Valued Senior Member

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    Am I the only one who thinks the people laughing at the chicken sound like chickens?
     
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  10. sweetpea Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, I noticed that too. The yolk joke was on the chicken.
     
  11. sweetpea Registered Senior Member

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    Your picture can't be right? We all know Australia is at the bottom of the world not the top.

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  12. Michael 345 Valued Senior Member

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    Well spotted

    Truth is the chicken was standing on its head

    I flipped it because I thought no one would believe a chicken could stand on its head

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  13. sweetpea Registered Senior Member

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    I'm an eggpert.

    And lay an egg at the same time.
     
  14. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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  15. superstring01 Moderator

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    Chickens are definitely not smart. We had dozens of them growing up. But they're remarkably affectionate. When my husband and I get a house here in a bit, one of my first goals is to build a coop and keep some ground fowl (closer to the Indian ancestors than not). There are breeds that are a bit brighter. As with a lot of domesticated animals, we selected for the ones that were obedient and dumb (fecund and tasty) not smart and crafty. One of the necessary sacrifices in cattle, sheep and chickens was in their general smarts. We dispensed with those because we did the protecting and wanted them where we could find them and liberate them of their heads.

     
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