Christianity is a 4rgy, not a Trinity

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  1. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    As we all know, the basis of Christian believe is in the Triune God - the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

    But upon recent analyzation, I now believe that Christianity composes of four main "beings", if you will - the 4th being the Holy Bible.

    Fact is that Christianity would unlikely exist if not for the Bible. And because of this, one could see how the Bible easily takes precedence, just as does Jesus. Without either one of them, the religion would not exist as Christianity.

    What say ye?
     
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  3. SnakeLord snakeystew.com Valued Senior Member

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    You are forgetting Melchizedek who was never born, doesn't die and used to have Jesus' job. I'd say he'd be the fourth.
     
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  5. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    People can make a religion out of anything.
     
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  7. SciWriter Valued Senior Member

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    THE CHURCH OF THE WEED I was going through the channels a while back to get to the Olympics and saw a Catholic priest saying and preaching “If you don’t believe in what we believe then you separate yourself from the holy body and blood and you know what that means. We really don’t like to talk about the consequences of heresy but…”

    Here’s a much better idea: For a good and better life, join the Weed Church:

    Weeds are the most energetic and alive things on the planet and therefore we can channel much of their vigor into our own selves. Costly vitamins and energy drinks are no longer needed, weeds being free and abundant. Trust me. Have faith.

    Weeds have the super power of nuclear energy without any of the side effects. Some weeds have roots three feet long! Even one molecule left of a pulled weed can regenerate the entire plant. Weeds are of unlimited power. The weed is the theory of everything. This is the greatest discovery of all time.

    Our focus is on plain old weeds, not pot, but no denomination of weed is excluded and so the incense smoke spreading about would most likely be pot, but I can’t say that here, if it is. This stuff may slightly drain some energy at first, but then the munchies will take over to allow us “munch” more ingestion of our special weed salad. However, if anyone turns into a stoned statue that’s really OK since it’s perfect for a church setting.

    The social hour and the church hour are exactly the same thing, but we will occasionally say things in honor of weeds and will have all varieties of weed pictures on the wall. There is a fairly new ‘mile-a-minute’ weed going around New York and so this will be the centerpiece of the altar. Even the pews and chairs will be made out of woven weeds—as a constant reminder of the glory of weeds. The floor will look like the average person’s lawn—mostly weeds and clover and hardly any grass.

    The weed salad will be washed down with dandelion wine and will provide such great energy to us all that we will become much more alive and creative, perhaps even posting 20 times a day, never even having to repeat any posts, for our creativity will have become unbounded. The church/social hour would then be the only time that we’d all just be sitting around, instead of, like all day long now for many of the unweeded. The rest of life would become a blur of activity, weeders jumping and sprouting about in all kinds of fun and accomplishments. No one would ever feel bored again.

    The weed is the way and the light and the energy. Weeds entwine all things. Weeds are our friends. Now, I can’t just prove all this by words, but if you try hard to think that you know you’re getting energy from weeds, then it will come to you that you will know for sure when you try them. Some placebo effects may occur as well.

    The Holy Weed Commandments: Thou shalt not step on a weed. All weeds are to be treated equally. Thou shalt not kill weeds except to use as food. Love thy neighbor a whole lot, unless they are a grouch, but more if they are attractive and you are both single. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s weeds.

    Activities and outings: Rare and exotic weed expeditions. Weed planting/harvesting parties. Place-a-weed-on-every-doorstep program for publicity. Feed-the-weed product sales for advancing weed growth. Any questions or suggestions?
     
  8. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    i've had some weird spiritual stuff happen to me, and i was joking not too long ago about how hilarious it might be if people made a religion out of that.
     
  9. SciWriter Valued Senior Member

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    Weeds must be raised and praised.
     
  10. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    They already have that, its called being a Rastafarian like some of my family members are.


    Peace.
     
  11. SciWriter Valued Senior Member

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    Its adherents worship Haile Selassie I of Ethiopia, former Emperor of Ethiopia (1930–1936 and 1941–1974), as God incarnate, the Second Advent, and are known as Rastafarians, or Rastas. (and they smoke pot)

    So, they have found the Way! And they would, as well, tell me that it's the truth. I should really make a long list of conflicting irrational beliefs.
     
  12. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    Erm not only that, I know many Rastafarians who dont believe Halie was jesus. But they still persist that God gave us weed to smoke as a blessing. .

    Alot of Rastas Also Teach of the lost black tribes of Jews They are not all the same, Like not all Christians believe Jesus was god.


    Peace.
     
  13. SciWriter Valued Senior Member

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    Arbitrary irrational beliefs.
     
  14. wynn ˙ Valued Senior Member

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    I agree.
     
  15. John99 Banned Banned

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    Accept for the fact that Christians did not write the Bible as it was written long before Christ.
     
  16. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    Nagative repetitive pessimism.
     
  17. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    A part (majority) of it was written before Jesus (the Old Testament). Those who follow the OT are called Jews.

    Then 150 years AFTER Jesus, comes the first book of the NT. Sooo, it's not really logical to say that Christians did not write the Bible.

    I don't mean this statement as an insult, rather just an observation.
     
  18. John99 Banned Banned

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    The OT and the NT are different books and since you used the word "Bible" i think most would think you mean first book.

    Since there is no such word as 4rgy then who would you be insulting? Other than that you are referring to the trinity.

    Just google "The Trinity" or "Triune" even.
     
  19. John99 Banned Banned

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    Its interesting though because i think it stems from: mother - father - child. Theres your trinity...or at least we can say a trinity.
     
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  20. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    at first thought i would not consider holy text the fourth..

    but i do believe in the 4 states of being (that thinking actually started with the F,S,HG)
    mental...father
    emotional...son
    physical..(have yet to find one that fits best here..one option is self)
    spiritual..holy spirit

    holy texts may fall into the physical catagory (as a tangible item?)
     
  21. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Nah. Bible isn't a being or force.
     
  22. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    You're forgetting John 1.1
    King James Bible
    In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.​
    The "word" is interpreted as representing Jesus, the personification of the word of God (aka, the bible). So Jesus was already God, the son of God, and the Bible. I'm not too sure about the holy ghost though....

    PS I thought the fourth player you were going to mention was the devil.
     
  23. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Good point.
     

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