Conservation of souls?

Discussion in 'Religion' started by James R, Jun 19, 2018.

  1. Xelasnave.1947 Valued Senior Member

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    I am thinking the God story is certainly a pile of something but I am not going for bricks.

    Bowser what brand do you smoke? does it come in a little jar?

    Why do you smoke anyways as it is a mortal sin which will see you die a slow horrible death as each breath becomes an almost an impossible effort worse than drowning.

    Take the time to goggle photos of the lungs of a person who smokes...God does not want you to smoke..I know it and you know it...why do you go against God and smoke? And yet you do and that does not please him...I bet he is saying " smoke!I will give him smoke..an eternity of smoke that will teach him"
    But only because he loves you.

    If God is everything we have a big big problem can you work out what it may be?
    There is a reason that makes your claim impossible.

    I offer you that challenge if you can answer you will of necessity abandon your claim...

    And I am not going to help you or tell you...ever.

    Alex
     
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  3. Xelasnave.1947 Valued Senior Member

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    Bowser how can you be so selfish...think of your family as they have to watch you slowly suffer and die a horrible death knowing that you will be in hell forever whilst they are in heaven and will never get to see you again...so sad.

    Alex
     
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  5. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    Don't like oatmeal

    Can I make it Cornflakes?

    Can I raise it to the true maker of the Universe - physics?

    And a big nod to the farmer for growing the corn

    Factories and transport workers for making and moving the food

    Don't think I missed anyone to thank

    Have eaten Cornflakes for a long time. Not sure how much i can put my good health to eating Cornflakes

    This part

    Dr Kellogg introduced Kellogg's Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce dyspepsia and, in accordance with the practices of the Seventh-day Adventists, masturbation and excessive sexual intercourse.[7]

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_flakes

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  7. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    I've seen them when assissting lung operations

    Think of a sponge you use to clean oil off your car port floor

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  8. Xelasnave.1947 Valued Senior Member

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    Another ding bat.

    Did he boast that on the packet?

    I cant wait until next time at the check out in the super market, I like having a chat with the girls...I like to make their day with my magnificence ...my way of giving back to the world☺

    So I was not going to buy any corn flakes but well what a conversation starter.
    I dont mind rice bubbles do you know how they may effect my sex life?
    Alex
     
  9. Xelasnave.1947 Valued Senior Member

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    Bowser should take the time to look at what it does.
    My brother in law is dying from smokes..it is so sad..all the grand kids know and his poor wife I dont know what she will do...its probably too late for Bowser I am starting to miss him already. .. you cant pray your way out of that one ...hell in this life and the next...such a shame.

    Why did God invent smoking..just another trap to weed out sinners I expect.

    I used to smoke after sex...yes I was that good☺
    Alex
     
  10. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    Last I heard they make you go Snap Crackle and Pop

    Three strokes and you're done

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  11. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    I just invited two nice Chinese ladies to join me in Bali

    One at a time

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    we will see how it works out

    One Emergency Orthopaedic Nurse
    Other Airport Official of some sort

    Neither speak English so we converse via Chinese / English translation apps

    Think you optimistic about anyone giving up smoking
    Not when you see someone smoking via their tracheostomy hole in their windpipe

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  12. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    No, but just like you I have a love for life.
     
  13. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    Koo, Koo, Kachoo. Much like everything else in life, it doesn't have any inherent meaning, but there it is anyway. I suppose that's the function of the mind, to invent meaning where there is none.
     
  14. gmilam Valued Senior Member

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    Congratulations, you have just found God.
     
  15. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    God was never lost, just forgotten.
     
  16. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    Fixed that for you. Remember, that's the function of the mind, to invent meaning where there is none.
     
  17. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    Who said God has meaning? Perhaps he simply IS.
     
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  18. gmilam Valued Senior Member

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    Not me.

    Why "he"?
     
  19. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Or not, how would you even tell the difference?
     
  20. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    Or perhaps he simply is not. Same evidence for both premises - and Occam's Razor says the latter is the more likely explanation.
     
  21. Jan Ardena OM!!! Valued Senior Member

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    How so?

    Jan.
     
  22. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    Exactly. Which is why it makes a poor topic of conversation.

    Personal beliefs are not defensible - nor should they need to be.

    "I believe in God."
    "I see. I do not."
    "Have a good day."
    "You too."
     
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  23. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    Can you be a little more explicit about what you do not understand?
     

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