does god have sex?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by yinyinwang, Aug 5, 2004.

  1. Jolonar Being of intellect. Registered Senior Member

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    G71, You are quite logical in your truth. It is the truth, and I know that. But can "God" feel the way we do???

    vslayer, logic is the way. Logic created us, logic keeps us going, illogic will destroy us.
    "So say I and many other. For the theoretical 'god' is infact many gods, not just one. But Zeus is the father of the Gods & Goddesses So he is logically the one we are talking about.


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    J.
     
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  3. SKULLZ Banned Banned

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    Yeah, how else is it you sometimes get erections for no reason at all.
     
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  5. craterchains (Norval What will you know tomorrow? Registered Senior Member

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    What the fuck do you think?
    We were, after all, created in His image and likeness.
    Only GOD has perfect sex.

    Eat yer freakin hearts out.!

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  8. nicholas1M7 Banned Banned

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    Holy fuck. And I thought my threads were retarded.
     
  9. nicholas1M7 Banned Banned

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    I wish we could have some more stupidass threads like "Is incest wrong?" or "would you rape a girl?" or "would you rape a cat?" All asked in a dead serious way by the same guy. Sdenezi.
     
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    I just noticed this now that you pointed it out. It actually adds some reason to the original posters argument, if there was one.
     
  12. TimeTraveler Immortalist Registered Senior Member

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    God is sex.
     
  13. hug-a-tree Live the life Registered Senior Member

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    No, he doesn't. Why would he? God made sex so there can be more people on Earth. he wouldn't have those kind of feelings.
     
  14. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    I think if god actually existed he would probably enjoy some hot pussy like anyone else.

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  15. TimeTraveler Immortalist Registered Senior Member

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    Seriously, God is sex. Male + Female = God/Baby. God is sex. God is evolution.
     
  16. TimeTraveler Immortalist Registered Senior Member

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    Rape is always wrong. Incest, well some people think it's right, but I think it weakens your genetic code.
     
  17. Satyr Banned Banned

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    Didn’t the Christian God rape Mary?

    Does God masturbate?
     
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  19. MetaKron Registered Senior Member

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    If someone with the power of God did not have a lot of sex, he's a pretty big idiot. He could at least give himself the normal attractiveness and charisma of a normal human male, go to a bar, and let things proceed naturally.
     
  20. MetaKron Registered Senior Member

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    Most likely he did with Mary. It did say that the Holy Spirit came upon her...
     
  21. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    9 times out of 10, every time someone has sex they yell out, 'Oh god!' Therefore, god must have sex at least millions of times per minute. I'm surprised he has any time left to do his other chores.
     
  22. Mrs.Lucysnow Valued Senior Member

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    Sargentlard: Zeus fucked left and right...his woman knew too but he didn't care.

    He may not of cared but Hera sure did. If I recall correctly Echo ends up losing her voice protecting one of Zeus's indiscretions
     
  23. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    She has divine sex.... Ungodly...
     

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