Does sciforums, need more rules?

Why not ban all the current members and unban all the banned members?
You'd need to send everyone emails detailing the changes.

Existing members could then try to get back on the site by being racist, homophobic, woo-woo, or generally obnoxious.
 
Existing members could then try to get back on the site by being racist, homophobic, woo-woo, or generally obnoxious.

recipe for disaster:

a few blacks calling pots kettles

a spattering of those who doth protest too much

a quart of braggarts

a pint of turncoats

a bakers dozen of cowards

a large pinch of salt

and a big wooden spoon
 
I just told you I don't know. Goddamnit, don't torture me here. Why don't you just ask me how a televison works?
 
Nothing. I don't know how sinks work either. That's why we don't have one. I know no sink!
 
Sounds very Bohemian. You won't find any of those in the vicinity of the panel under this chassis, thank you very much!
 
I just told you I don't know. Goddamnit, don't torture me here. Why don't you just ask me how a televison works?

Just can't resist....


So, just how does a television work?

I know that was off topic, but, you opened the door, and I just had to step thru it.:cool:
 
*Weeps miserably*

- Essentially, televisions work by recreating the entire world in a tiny box.

No, literally. There are real little people in it. When you turn it on, they come to live and play out their little dramas about bikinis, massages and baby oil. When you turn it off, you condemn them all to death in their little box! So TVs are doubly sinful: first, by the presumption of mortal genesis, which is heresy against God and all his Evangelical ministers. Second, by the act of murder against all those beautiful women which you inevitably do when you turn it off. I leave it to you to judge which is the more evil on basis of humanitarianism or theology, you sick freak.
 
Thanks a lot.

Now I have to tear my TV apart, and look for the little people. Must be cramped in that flat screen.

I do this not so much for humanitarian reasons..But, because I'm bored.

Guess that does make me a sick freak... Well, of sorts.:cool:
 
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