Finish my Sentence

..the white house, were Bush was finishing his list of important terms to repeat every 3 seconds: terrorism, justice, freedom, as he was plugging in the key words to his speech, the bombers flew over...

 

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...and dropped 3,000,000 lbs of....

 

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...dragons with donuts in their mouthes...

 

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....that they picked up from Disneyland, the centre of World Evil. Meanwhile Mickey Mouse was inside his Castle plotting his next attempt to....

 

kill all the cartoon cats that ever existed, he enlisted the help of Tweety Bird and together the two of them began their rampage, Sylvester was the first to go, dying from excessive bulldog exposure, and muttering 'thufferin' thuccotash' as he expired he was able to leave a clue in the manner of.....

 

...scintillant orange strip of sky fragments on hollow paper...

 

in the shape of a giant O. Of course it meant..

 

...orio cookies...

 

,which happened to be Speedy Gonzales's favorite snack. Next, the cat-killing bandits would strike....

 

poor defenseless Garfield who they fed Temptations to until he exploded, the rest of the cartoon pussy world was catching on, banding together they hired ......

 

...Deputy Dawg. But he was swiftly assasinated along with Tom, by Jerry. This was war! The next casualty was....

 

Heifcliff, the mouse killer. He was well-known for his recent killing of the cunning Jerry, a professional gymnist and an esteemed chemist in the mouse oligarchy. Cliff was taken out by...

 

...Danger Mouse on a dinner date, where he was poisoned with a cyanide filled almond pie. In the kitchen stood...

 

Azrael, Gargamel's favored pet. He offered the lives of the smurfs in exchange for his own. However...

 

...the television switched off, and that universe was instantly destroyed. Meanwhile in North Korea, Kim Ill decided the time was right to invade China. He instructed his army to wind up their rubber band machine guns, and fire....

 

north korean virgin teenage girls into the streets of seoul. The girls were soon all boiled alive by the south korean and eaten by americans. The UN held an emergency councel in which it

 

...failed to agree on the colour of the folder containing the resolution required to deal with the rogue state. So nothing was done, and the rogue state continued it's immoral actions, by invading.....

 

itself and relocating the wealth of its people to its leaders. The UN ...

 

...conference hall was emptied, and everyone was replaced with cardboard cut-outs. This turned out to be far more effectvie, and a resloution was eventually passed that stated ....

 

that cardboard people had human rights too. Since then the cardboard people multiplied and slowly took over key positions in western society leading to an outrage in the middle east, where cardboard is deemed to be dirty and filthy at the same time. Muslims all over the world ...