how to create a time machine that works

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  1. theoneiuse Theoneiuse Registered Senior Member

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    first you will need a perpetual motion machine
    then you will need some huemon brave enough to go back into time delivering a message to the creator of the time machine
    making him so powerful he probably would walk the streets naked because of complete bordem with nobody to challenge him
    life is no fun with out competition
     
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  3. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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  5. 2inquisitive The Devil is in the details Registered Senior Member

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    Yea, Super, that guy that won the time machine was smart. He knew he could go back in time once he received the machine, cancel his payment, and get the machine for FREEEE!

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  7. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    You don't even know.
     
  8. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, but it dosen't work! That thing's a piece of crap! Flippin' idiot!
     
  9. ScottMana Registered Senior Member

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    I always liked the cheap old hollywood movies that just had a clock wind backwards. Its stupid but simple. But I have to say that one day when I was late, turning back the clock didn't impress my employer.

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  10. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    First you create one that doesn't work, then you improve on it.

    P. mobile has nothing to do wit timemachine by the way...
     
  11. draqon Banned Banned

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    Human is a time machine.
     
  12. Genie Registered Member

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    apparently all you have to do to time travel is travel faster than the speed of light, the laws of physics won't allow this though.
     
  13. draqon Banned Banned

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    Genji is now Genie?

    Anyways humans are traveling through time...so no need to go faster than light
     
  14. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    A freezer and a guy thousands of years in the future that can thaw you out and revive you, that's a time machine. Only works one way, unfortunately...

    I remember being a kid and wondering about time change during air travel, and if flying "backward", or eastbound, so that you crossed the international date line backward a few times could be construde as "going back in time" not literally, but bureaucratically! Imagine, John Doe takes off on the 21st and lands on... the 19th?!

    Never fiddled with international date line much, never crossed it, so I'm not sure of the whole trick to it.
     
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