How Will The Person Above You Die ?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Killjoy, Apr 14, 2007.

  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    choking on a tooth pick while laughing hysterically
     
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  3. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    :bugeye: ... i died again ?

    Death by impalement:

    "His method of torture was a horse attached to each of the victim's legs as a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body. The end of the stake was usually oiled, and care was taken that the stake not be too sharp; else the victim might die too rapidly from shock. Normally the stake was inserted into the body through the anus and was often forced through the body until it emerged from the mouth." ~Wikipedia
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    by realization of self immortality...the death of hope
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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  8. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Internal bleeding after a night of sexual experimentation went horribly wrong. The prosthetic leg lived to see another day.
     
  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    By tying a piano string around you neck.. supergluing your hands to your head.. and then jumping off a building.

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  10. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    PMSL!!! dont know if i wold die because of that but hey....not bad.
     
  11. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    driving his car of a cliff while fighting with his boyfriend
     
  12. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    By choking during oral sex with your boyfriend.
     
  13. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    lol!!

    by having a filthy mind and walking into the road and getting squashed with a train!
     
  14. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Incinerated while driving to erotic rendezvous with David Caruso when car is struck by by accidentally jettisoned 3,ooo gallon B-52 wing-mounted auxilliary fuel tank...

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  15. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    i shot him for being a kill joy!!
     
  16. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    getting squashed in a mosh pit lol

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  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    psychologically destroyed from seeing Earth being destroyer in a launch of colliding asteroids one by one turning the blue realm into gray clouds of dust and fires raging below.

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    Whereas the body will float lifelessly in space above the ISS solar panels, deprived of oxygen you will fall asleep in agony of lactic acid formation.
     
  18. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    that's quite depressing....

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    lol
     
  19. draqon Banned Banned

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    I saw it happen in my dream when I was about seven years old
     
  20. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    far out.. been watching too many sci-fi movies? lol
     
  21. draqon Banned Banned

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    not really, I can see the future. Of course only 1/3 of what I see actually happens.
     
  22. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    which is probably VERY lucky lol

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  23. draqon Banned Banned

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    not really ...

    It is so hard to live knowing I could have changed something...because I saw an event happen. ...and it did happen. =(

    Also I am very emotional in my dreams, they are so real, and mostly give me directive clues on to what will happen, I get depressed during those days. It also takes a lot of power/energy from me when I dream of future, I feel very tired.

    And what I see of future, I cannot control.
     

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