I have no dignity...

I'm sorry Draq...I was just giving you a (snicker) HARD time! He he..

 

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Me, too, sorry draq. I didn't mean to laugh like sounds cruel. In the beginning I found it comical, but that's all (was not you).

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yeah, most people's first time's are awkward and not that enjoyable. well, i shouldn't speak for everyone, but mine sure was! but, like you, i was on a mission to end my virginity.

i made the mistake of targeting a guy who was 6'4". ouch.

ended up with a pubic hair stuck between my teeth. *grin*

wrote him a love letter a couple of days later, and he left town (probably fearing statutory rape charges).

it wasn't funny back then...but it sure as hell is now!!!

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you'll look back on this one day and laugh too.

 

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Lori,

Yes but as I remember he was an older, more experienced man. Which is what Drag needs, some on the job experience. Maybe an experienced woman can help.

LOL. Be careful what you wish for.

Couldn't have been that big then, LOFL. Unless you were practicing on banana's you bad girl !

Exactly.

 

Draq, I had the same problem my first time. The girl wasn't fat though, we were both virgins, and it just didn't go so well.

She was extremely shy, and i was a bit shy too. When I went to have intercourse, I realized i wasn't erect enough to get it inside of her. A lot of the problem was she was being reall still, and just laying there. Because she was so nervous too.

Maybe this has something to do with it. Not just because she's fat, but because she wasn't proactive about sex as you were. I think that's one of the things that turn me on, and allows me to do it. Is that she's really into it.

 

yeah draq, get yourself a cougar. growl...

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hm...draq's been off for a while. bet he's giving it another try.

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I second this.

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What a sad, sad story.

 

Crying washes all sins and all crimes. just cry, cry and cry until you have no more tears........:roflmao:

 

Poor, poor, poor baby........:spank:

 

I can't believe this was cesspooled.

 

That's the best smiley-thing ever.

 

But you will listen to Uncle Syz's advice:

1. Drink before you screw. She will look sexier and you will be less nervous.

2. Lower the lights so there are less imagry. Then think if somebody sexy.

3. Forget the vagina and go for the good old tittyfuck. It is actually sexy with fat girls...

That should be it....By the way, this is the best thread EVER.

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I can't believe that so many of you are handing out sex "advice." Scifers don't have sex, they... post threads!

 

Oh yea, you should ask for a discount in the rent. And you do know that now you have to keep screwing her otherwise you can look for another place to live?

 

You should go back to her and have much experience with her and then try to find a less fat one. Damn I need a fat woman in this cold, snowy winter . Where can I find one ?!......:worship:

 

Draq,

I know your not much of a drinker..if any...Next time...though you might try a small portion of an adult beverage before hand...

Like the ad says:

"Booze...helping ugly people get laid for over 2000 years"

It's ok Draq...my first time didn't work out so great either...if at first you don't suceed...try, try again.

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and trust me...when it's good...dude...its the whole reason us guys shave and bathe.

 

Of course, this thread needs more pictures. Fat can be sexy so here we go:

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Now Draq, you need to give us some kind of reference to her size, was she bigger than this? Because this is sexy....

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Note: Only tasteful fat pics welcomed...