There are lots of outlandish claims about Jesus. Some say he came to America with his uncle and sold firewater to the Injuns. According to the Bible, Jesus was going to save the Jews from the Romans. They kicked his ass (30 CE) and their asses (70CE). But most of all, Jesus was supposed to be the King of the Jews ! He was never their King and could never be their King. They wouldn't have a Christian King. Anyway, he's dead. He failed.