Malakas, inadequate behavior

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Spud, that was uncanny. Do you do Bob Monkhouse impressions too?
 
I'm here for the science.
I can tell, you're all method.

What's that?
malakas!?

"Dud Simperer. The sound of the discordant hemispheres of your brain rattling in dubious unison begs only one question, however the question is as multi-faceted as your grasp of the scientific method..*yawn*, i.e not at all.
I liked the addition of the *yawn*.
It gives you that air on indestructibility as you spout off declarations of your own failures.

Let's see, I skimmed through it and I didn't find any substance.
Dancing like a little boy, in tights, to catch my eye, will not get your ass fucked.

What I'm about to propose but seem to to have predisposed by mere act of presumptuous preposition is...Ahh fuck, I forgot but never mind, I'll just spout some more spittle loosely disguised as philosophical, pheremonally, phrighteningly phucking philosophically(did I mention phellatio?..never mind you heaving mass of intellectually insufficient, insubordinate fruitcakes, yes, now I'm getting to my point, blah, blah, blah!)
There you go again, dancing and pirouetting and flaunting yourself, until you get all tangled up in your own emptiness.
(The blah, blah blah is your point)

FOR FUCK'S Sake does not a single one of you bar Greatnapkin even go close to remotely understanding a phreaking word of this?
Ballerina, you don't want anyone to understand. That'll expose how bankrupt you are.
You just enjoy giving off the impression that the mound protruding from your tights is your manhood, when you've stuffed it with a potato.

Line your scrawny or fat asses (arses..sic{Spud}) up over here, I'm of a mind to screw you all into oblivion ( although you'll all be oblivious, such is the level of your obvious oral obfuscation).
you are powerful. The smell itself.

That means dear fuck knuckles, If you'd shut up for more than half a second, you'd realise just whose knuckles you've been fucking...etc, etc..pass the balaclava.
How does it feel to punch a mirror and then pretend that the cracks across your reflection this other's blood?

I like you.
This joint needs some entertainment.
Now pretend you're my puppet-master and I'm your dummy.
Cloud it in a obfuscating smokescreen of verbal vomit.
Then declare yourself King.
 
No, fool, that's your position, turn me upside down and phuck me sideways....Huh?
Please point me to one of your opinions.

Dry heaving on an empty stomach is easy.
Do you actually have a challenge other than your declarations of greatness?

You want center stage and all you've got is a RAP song about diamonds, and how bitches love you and your crib is better than the other guys.
This is supposed to me impressive?
 
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Do you actually have a challenge other than your declarations of greatness?

Hahhhh!...exaggerated sigh!
You hear what you think was said... Anybody here apart from you making declarations?
Falling flat, Pan of soft flutes.
 
Hahhhh!...exaggerated sigh!
You hear what you think was said... Anybody here apart from you making declarations?
Falling flat, Pan of soft flutes.
Still no opinion to show?

Potato-brain, my persona here mirrors the average.
In a forum full of declarations and childish displays, like yours, it's easy to follow along.
You are the most average of them all.
 
Let's study your contributions thus far:

http://www.sciforums.com/search.php?searchid=2131279

Yes, you win.
You will always win because you've got nothing to show and so nothing to lose.
All you do is gain self-worth.
Sad.

Turn that potato-head smile around.



i know i run the risk of being yelled at, but i think spud is oneof the best people here actually!

he is funny, (we all need a laugh at times) serious (somtimes), and he can make light of a difficult situation!
 
Still no opinion to show?

Potato-brain, my persona here mirrors the average.
In a forum full of declarations and childish displays, like yours, it's easy to follow along.
You are the most average of them all.

WHAT!

I've fucked you over in half a dozen posts, you are reduced to mediocrity.

How surprising.
The least educated, most flippant member dismembers his godship to charred embers.

Fire up, fuckwit!
You're nearly out.
Show some spark, if not some flame( did someone say flame?)
 
And he's so deep.

Being funny is his way of getting attention.
He wants to be a toy. Play with me, boys and girls, or else I lose my meaning.

What a hollow existence.
His topics expose his real mental value.

Perhaps a good friend to have around, a defender of the mediocre and the weak, but nothing else.
 
And he's so deep.

Being funny is his way of getting attention.
He wants to be a toy. Play with me, boys and girls, or else I lose my meaning.

What a hollow existence.
His topics expose his real mental value.

Perhaps a good friend to have around, a defender of the mediocre and the weak, but nothing else.

i wouldnt say that, he admits if he is wrong, and he is a laugh, so what is wrong with makign people laugh now?
 
WHAT!

I've fucked you over in half a dozen posts, you are reduced to mediocrity.
I know.
I've had many declare their victories over me.

It's unfortunate that losers have to declare victories to make them convincing.

How surprising.
The least educated, most flippant member dismembers his godship to charred embers.
I liked your topic selection. It shows us the gamut of your intelelctual curiosity and your positions.
You're like a theater critic with no balls to go on stage.

Fire up, fuckwit!
You're nearly out.
Show some spark, if not some flame( did someone say flame?)
Out?
Out of what?

You love flame wars, don't you spud?
It's the only way you get to display what you are most proud of: vacuous verbal acrobatics and witty put-downs.

are you still in high school?
you must get a lot of practice there.
 
Malakas!, dear, dear, dear!
Don't you have some married women to fornicate?
At least, you could salivate....droo;ing, droolig, see, I'm too pissed to spell but fuck me drunk, I'm substance free, You said so!

Your estranged wife?
 
I know.
I've had many declare their victories over me.

It's unfortunate that losers have to declare victories to make them convincing.


I liked your topic selection. It shows us the gamut of your intelelctual curiosity and your positions.
You're like a theater critic with no balls to go on stage.

Out?
Out of what?

You love flame wars, don't you spud?
It's the only way you get to display what you are most proud of: vacuous verbal acrobatics and witty put-downs.

are you still in high school?
you must get a lot of practice there.

UMMM!
Hook, line and fuckin' sinker.
 
i know i run the risk of being yelled at, but i think spud is oneof the best people here actually!

he is funny, (we all need a laugh at times) serious (somtimes), and he can make light of a difficult situation!

I think Spudulator is fucking A. Shall we spit roast him?
 
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