Penis Explodes During Sex

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  1. CounslerCoffee

    CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    This just came in from the Ouch Department:

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html

    Extreme pressure played a role. This should teach us kids to stop screwing around with the karma Sutra.

    -- The Grand Dragon Gizzard
     
    CounslerCoffee, Apr 21, 2004
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  3. Bachus

    Bachus Registered Senior Member

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    Ok, that's gotta hurt. Better turn off bluetooth now

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    Bachus, Apr 21, 2004
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  5. Thor

    Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    What...The...Hell!!!

    I think they took it to a whole new level! And way to go, 28 year old with and 18 year old girlfriend!
     
    Thor, Apr 21, 2004
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  7. S.O.L

    S.O.L Registered Member

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    hmm....Explosive.

    Did he used the penis enlarger like in Austin Powers?
     
    S.O.L, Apr 21, 2004
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  8. Thor

    Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    Hey S.O.L, welcome to Sciforums...again! Stalker!

    I seriously want to know what they were doing, I don't want an exploding penis, well, not with blood anyway.
     
    Thor, Apr 21, 2004
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  9. Bells

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    What in the hell could they have been doing that would have resulted in the pressure building up to such an extent that the blood vessels exploded?

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    As much as I want to laugh about this (and yeah I admit it, I am laughing)... I'm just amazed at this line from CC's article...

    He didn't notice it and most importantly, he didn't feel it?..

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    His girlfriend appears to have been the one who noticed it first. Now, guys be honest here... if your penis exploded during sex, you'd think you'd realise it first wouldn't you? I mean you'd think you'd feel it first... hmm?

    I try to imagine the pain involved and even I cringe at the thought of it. How in the hell is it that she noticed it first? Was the passion that extreme that he didn't feel his doodle go boom? Man must have been some orgasm...

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    Bells, Apr 21, 2004
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  10. Thor

    Thor "Pfft, Rebel scum!" Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe he passed out and has yet to comment on it, prolly in a coma. Poor bastard.
     
    Thor, Apr 21, 2004
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  11. Votorx

    Votorx Still egotistic... Valued Senior Member

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    Penis explosion...for some unusual reason that doesn't bother me...it seems normal for some reason...WTF! I feel fucked up now
     
    Votorx, Apr 21, 2004
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  12. Xerxes

    Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    Actually...... a lot of people experience blown out blood vessels in the penis. It tends to happen when you're really, really horny, and allow it to get too hard. And there's no external bleeding.

    I've never heard of a full out explosion..
     
    Xerxes, Apr 21, 2004
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  13. sargentlard

    sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    It didn't actually explode......
     
    sargentlard, Apr 21, 2004
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  14. Dr Lou Natic

    Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    I've felt like my penis was going to explode before. But i always felt comfortable in the knowledge that 'peoples penises don't explode'.
    So much for that. I'm never getting aroused again

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    Dr Lou Natic, Apr 21, 2004
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  15. Bells

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    LOL Lou!

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    I don't know why, but I keep thinking about the Warner Brothers cartoons where Yosemite Sam presses the trigger on the gun and the front of the gun explodes... resulting in the front of the gun looking like a smoky flower...

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    Heh..
     
    Bells, Apr 21, 2004
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  16. Raithere

    Raithere plagued by infinities Valued Senior Member

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    Bells,

    Maybe that's what happened! She stuck her finger in just before it went off.

    ~Raithere (looking for the freaking warning label on his copy of the Kama Sutra)
     
    Raithere, Apr 21, 2004
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  17. Rappaccini

    Rappaccini Redoubtable Registered Senior Member

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    This isn't the first time I've read about something like this.


    Err...

    Well, I definitely recognize this quote:

    "I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."


    In fact, the last time I posted on this exact same topic, I addressed this quote.


    I'm confused. How old is this thread?





    Edit:

    I swear that this penis explosion bit happened a long time ago!
    There's a thread on it... somewhere here on Sciforums!
     
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    Rappaccini, Apr 22, 2004
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  18. Persol

    Persol I am the great and mighty Zo. Registered Senior Member

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    See but here is the dilema. I generally avoid things that can make my penis explode.... but I only avoid those things so I can use it at a later time... but if the risk is from that which I want to use it for...

    can not compute...
     
    Persol, Apr 22, 2004
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  19. stacy

    stacy Registered Senior Member

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    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    i can,t stop laughing,

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    stacy, Apr 22, 2004
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  20. Roman

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    I read once of a man seriously damaging his urethra during sex.

    The condom he was wearing was too tight, without the necessary airpocket at the tip, and the semen ejacualted without anyplace to go, backed up and broke the urethra. It was also very very very painful, he recounted.

    I've experienced broken blood vessels and soft tissue damage on my penis from too much sex and prolonged erections.
     
    Roman, Apr 22, 2004
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