I call costume designer!!!! Sorry guys, told you I was lamePlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Pollux No, you get to be the delivery boyPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! You know, theres a delivery boy in every porn!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I honestly don't know which position would be better, director of photography or one of the male actors....Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I call male lead!!!!!!!! On the condition that the movie's name is 'Lord Tyler and the Seventy-Two Female Human Virgin's!!'
You can be the lead but assuming that I get a role in this movie then I'm the sneaky badass delivery boy who's always fooling around with the women you've just...err...fooled around with. There will be an insurrection (and why 72??) of virgins and me. There can't be any mega sluts though because those ones always happen to be really ugly.
Okay, here's the script: (I'm bored and memorizing SAT words, so you must suffer my lame humor. Ha ha ha! SUFFER! SUFFER! SUFFER! *Ahem* GANDALF UPPER DUNBAR knocks on a door. He carries a pizza. A very svelte blonde, the very model of pulchritude, opens the door. She wears a tawdry dress, yet will only wear it for an ephemeral period of time. "My, you arrived here with much pernicity! Are you always so quick?" "No Ma'am, I exhibit much infatiguability" "Why that is very euphonic to me!" A second woman, brunette this time, shows up at the door. She wears a varigated skirt and halter. "This is my friend. She is quite pliable, and somthing of a sybarite. Why don't you come in, and I will take egress of these invidious and wearisome clothes." Like it? You'd better. Edit to inveigh against the proposed titles. Like hell I'm naming this 'Tyler and the 72 Human Virgins". I like: "Thermic Babes Become Denuded for Resplendant Dude -XXX RATED!" P.S: I also get to be the rich backer of the film who exploits all of you to line her pocketbook. Then I take off to Tahiti with my 'misters'. P.P.S: Polly, 72 virgins is a reference to the reward that awaits a Muslim martyr. *Muses that 69 would be a more appropriate number* Oddly enough, I cannot find a clear reference to this in the Q'ran. Anyways, they are called 'houris'. I double dog dare Tyler to ask Ismu or Markx about this one. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Oh yeah, and there ain't no way in hell I'm writing a religious construct into this screenplay. I'm an athiestic slut, remember? *Points at title* P.P.P.S: I'm booooooooored. P.P.P.P.S: I'm really, really bored.
odin How bout O TugelaPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Ya know... like.... OOOOOHHHHH TUGELA!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
How about Morph TUGELA. We can spell it: Morph To Girl Ya Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I am the "STUNT" double. I get all the money shots. No credits, please.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
ohhh man that was harsh, no way, no how.... Guess I'll have to settle with the sad director of photography position. The 69 ladies in the movie probably aren't the reincarnation of einstein or anything so we could probably divide them up and take them home or something. Then EVERYBODY wins Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Okay everyone, into positions. It's time for the bonfire orgy scene. Ratbat, get that money shot ready, we are going to need alot of them.
*Pollux V walks inside room, finds the 69 ladies in a large fight* Shouts: "Stop, you're being naughty!" CUT Alright that was a good shot, I trust our assistant director of photography did well (whoever he is). Into positions! Starts turning camera around ratbat as he approaches the ladies hahahhaaha
I think that perhaps a few things might go wrong during shooting. Just imagine the arguments about job assignments. I mean, who wants to be on the cean-up crew? Not me. And where's Gus Pumpridge? Not even an extras role?
