There were a couple of people who immediately came to mind when I read this... Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to KILL today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as... They may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Fridays. And help me to remember that... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME!! -- Mike Tyson -- Bart Simpson -- Frown Face
Oh my! Truestory, you shouldn't kill people! That's a sin! That's not nice! Neither is giving people the finger! Oh my, this is terrible! I'm going to pray really hard for you. ------------------ God loves you and so do I!
Those were not my words, personally, Lori... Nor were they directed at you, personally... Or... Were they? Back-off!