Prayer for the Stressed

Discussion in 'World Events' started by truestory, Oct 16, 1999.

  1. truestory Registered Senior Member

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    There were a couple of people who immediately came to mind when I read this...

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
    And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to KILL today because they pissed me off.
    And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as...
    They may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
    Help me to always give 100% at work...
    12% on Monday,
    23% on Tuesday,
    40% on Wednesday,
    20% on Thursday,
    and 5% on Fridays.
    And help me to remember that...
    When I'm having a really bad day,
    and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
    that it takes 42 muscles to frown,
    and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to
    BITE ME!!

    -- Mike Tyson
    -- Bart Simpson
    -- Frown Face
     
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  3. Lori Registered Senior Member

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    Oh my! Truestory, you shouldn't kill people! That's a sin! That's not nice! Neither is giving people the finger! Oh my, this is terrible! I'm going to pray really hard for you.

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    God loves you and so do I!
     
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  5. truestory Registered Senior Member

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    Those were not my words, personally, Lori... Nor were they directed at you, personally... Or... Were they? Back-off!
     
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  7. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    I loved that one about the muscles! I'm going to use that part in a sign for my office!
     

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