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  1. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    Let me be official about this: I'm spuriousmonkey.
     
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  3. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Rumor has it: I'm the pope. I haven't seen any post from Spur. I think he got banned. Why would you want to be somebody that got banbed?


    Rumor has it: VI lives on toilet paper. She drowned while being flushed down the toilet of her momma who is so dam fat, the only pictures of her are satellite pictures.
     
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  5. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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  7. EntropyAlwaysWins TANSTAAFL. Registered Senior Member

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  8. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Rumor: Lixluke stole all my blood glucose. He's the reason I almost died after doing some sets with my dumbbells earlier.
     
  9. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Rumor has it: Almost is not good enough. Only a dumbell with low glucose would lift dumbells and not die. VI had better try harder so that she may succeed and drop dead wtih dubells falling on her gorilla face making the world a better place for all. :yay:
     
  10. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I am mildly happy because 6 guys kicked the shit out of Lixluke, jumped on the back of his head repeatedly, then dragged him to a public loo and took turns raping him. I watched this on Youtube and laughed, now I'm bored again so I'm going to go listen to some Decapitated.
     
  11. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    Rumor: Lixluke gets humiliated, but not beat up.
     
  12. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    Rumor: Read-Only's worst fear is being spit on.
     
  13. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    Rumor: sisyphus wants to spit on read-only.
     
  14. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    Rumor: Read-Only is afraid of being spit on because it is in some way one of his most cherished posessions.
     
  15. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Rumor: I have red bull in my veins instead of blood
     
  16. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Rumor has it: VI red bullshit in her head instead of a brain.
     
  17. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Rumor has it: This is Mr. LixPickle's actual city design:

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  18. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    FIRST WORLD
    (Overview)
    By CS

    First World is an independent nation.
    Population Capacity = 2,015,539.

    Every citizen of First World has equally natural rights of life, freedom, health, truth, nurturing environment, and happiness. First World is designed with facilities for education, science, philosophy, religion, and arts. This policy standard is Educentricism in which human rights, education, and envionment are emphasized.


    FIRST WORLD MAP

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    Diameter of First World is 128mi.
    (Population of the Earth could probably be sustained in less than 3,000 communities just like First World. The rest of the planet can be preserved wilderness.)
    The dark green represents wilderness.
    Each light green square is called a Grove.
    First World consits of 12 Groves.


    GROVE MAP

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    A Grove is a settlement that produces a particular set of output for use by First World or trade to other nations.
    Each grove is 256sqmi (16mi X 16mi).
    Population Capacity = 167,961.
    The green represents nature, agriculture, or free space for industry.
    There are 20 Natropolis sites represented by magenta cones.


    NATROPOLIS

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    The Natropolis is 2640ft in height with a base diameter of 2640ft.
    Population Capacity = 8,398.
    The Natropolis is a nurturing habitat for human life on planet Earth. It contains residential facilities, educational facilities, fitness/gymnastics facilities, recreational areas, and more. There is no form of industrial facility within the Natropolis. All industrial activity exists outside of the Natropolis within the area of the Grove. Lightrail system is used for transportation within the Natropolis. Rail and industry road system is used outside of the Natropolis for travel within the Grove, and throughout First World.


    Eat it bitches.
     
  19. draqon Banned Banned

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    does that make me a computer or human?

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  20. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Frankly the giant hamster ball looks like a lot more fun - not to mention it makes more sense.

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    You are a thinking battery.
     
  21. draqon Banned Banned

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    Buy Lithium Ion batteries at a local Target store
     
  22. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    mmm...

    Battery...

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