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Rumor: Zox is Australian PM

 

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(I think I screwed up before)
Rumor: All the mods are really split personalities of 1 person.

 

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rumor: James R is planning to completely re-skin the forum.

 

Rumor: SAM is a bot.

 

rumor: Life is a game on Windows XP

 

What ? I'm not interesting enough to be rumored about ?

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Rumor: Adstar is the anti-Christ.

Rumor: Q is really a Christian fundamentalist.

Rumor: Draqon has to masturbate each night in order to fall asleep.

 

rumor: truth.

 

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rumor: Enmos is a bartender

rumor: if you press alt+F4 life will end

 

Rumor: My kitties ate your hamster.

 

Rumor: Mr. Hamtastic is really Reiku

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rumor: my hamster Nikki ate your kitties, and used a halographics projection of the two kitties to simulate like they ate her...you saw the holographics projection...but the reality is that Nikki the hamster has had a wonderful dinner

 

No one is going to believe that one

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rumor: SAM is looking for a husband...on Sciforums...wohoooo

 

rumor: On his last day of presidency, to avoid public attacking him for all the evil done to US the country, Bush will go underneath the White House and board a supersonic vacuum train that goes underneath in a special tunnel that leads to Bangok, Thailand...there he will spend his days pretending to be a businessman with a large beard and sunglasses worn all the time, while enjoying thai ladies all night long.

 

rumor: if you eat vodka with the glass it contains, girls will really like you and will want to have sex with you because you are cool

 

rumor: On his last day on Earth, Jesus left a hyperdrive Xenon plasma spaceship drive hidden underneath the holy place were he ascended to heavens.

 

rumor: the Sun is not nuclear explosions...but rather angels holding candlelight candles neatly in a circle...the fly just the right way to make it always look like a circle...how fortunate of us to have such guardians

 

rumor: if you mix liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen you will get cool water to drink right away on a hot day for a refreshing experience.