The Best Insult...ever!!!

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the best insult is to simply ignore someone. What greater insult is there than to deny their existence?
 
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Your momma is so fat, she takes posters not pictures.
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YOUR mama so old, bitch got powdered milk comin' out her titties.

Saw your mama kickin' a box down the street. I said What you doin'?
Bitch said 'Movin'.
 
You're momma so damn big and fat, Nasa will use her to fix the hole in the ozone layer.
 
These are pathetic! Well, some are pretty good.

Here are my favorites:

Yo mama's so fat, her grad picture is an aerial photograph!

Yo mama's so dumb, she stries to drown a fish!

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's liscence!

Yo mama's so poor, I walked through her front door and was in the back yard!

Yo mama's so old, her lifetime memberships expired!

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died!

And yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome-back party!

Thank you very much, I'll be here all week.
 
You, sir, are an insult to humanity. Please roll over in a corner somewhere and die.

That's a good'n, especially when they have no idea what the fuck that means.
 
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A pretty good insult is when you are drinking at a party with some moron, punch him in the back of the head real hard.

Hopefully he'll collapse and you won't get in a fist fight. Then drag him into a corner and piss on him.

Not that I've ever done this. My friend told me about it.
 
Thank you foamy the squirrel: (in response to someone who says "well i f*cked yo mom last night") "look that dumb@ss strait in the eye and say 'well that's too bad, while you were wasting your time trying getting laid by old ladies, i carved out your mother's eyesockets with a razor blade then sold her blind @ss as a bondage slave to the japanese mafia and they've been shoveing flesheating carrion ants up her @ss and videotaping it for internet broadcasting' If that doesn't do it tell them you've carved your name on the inside of your mother's uterus while she was having oral sex with the family dog."
 
Poop is someone's shoes, like if they take them off and put different ones in, like in gym class.
Make sure you put the poop in the tip of the shoe (use a stick or something), so that they don't know it's in there, until they put them on.
Don't make a sound, until everyone else starts laughin'. That way it's impossible for him to tell who did it.
Revenge is sweet, no?
 
F^ck You! Is hands down the best insult ever. And let us not forget the work F^ck is the most universal word in the human vocabulary.

Have ye not heard of "Adam Sandlers - Uses of the word F^ck"

I hate "Yo Mamma" jokes becuase the possiblity are endless and it just assinine.
The best insult would have to be something short and sweet. The longer an insult, the more creative one can be with it... thus leaving the possiblitys them endless.

And let us not forget the comebacks:
"Takes one to know one"
"I know you are but what am I"
and let us not forget about classic 'Sienfield':
""The jerk store called, they're running out of you""Well you're there all time best seller""

The you got your "Witty" comeback, where once again, the possibiltys are endless.

All in all...

I would have to say the best insult would have to be "Giving someone the middle finger".... What can you do to top that.... No one ever had anything to say after getting the bird fliped at them.... how are they ever going to top that? Take off thier shoe and sock, stick thier feet in the air and give me the middle toe? Ha, I would like to see you try. :)
 
Why you're so repulsive even your mum won't do you, and she does everyone! even your dad!
 
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