Totally pointly inventions

What inventions do you see as totally pointless?

Cordless keyboard: Pain in the ass to change the battery's when you would almost never want the keyboard further than a cord length because you can't read the screen anyway.

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Oohh ooohh electronic paper towel dispensers

 

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boots/ shoes......clothes for dogs

 

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I have to disagree.

Diesel looks butt ugly without a tee shirt and he grumbles when we take it off, cos it reduces his hotness!

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Pointless Invention:
The Great British Political Party system. I would love for them to all go on strike just to prove that they don't actually do anything to cause any forms of disruption.

something less political:
A Jar Opener. My sister swears by one, I just swear at how pointless it is.

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Nipple pasties especially the ones with jewels/tassels!

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They're just nipples guys, get used to them! wtf?

 

Jeans fith pocket (the little one). Even if you can get something in it, like a quarter or a guitar pick, you will struggle like hell to get it back out.
Actually, I quit wearing jeans 10 years ago.

 

Shampoo/conditioner in one.
If you use them at the same time they cancel eachother out. Stupid.

 

The Chevy El Camino. It's definition of Indecisiveness.

 

If you ever have arthritis or a hand injury this is a very great gadget to have around to help. I know, I bought one for my mom when she couldn't open the jar lids any longer.

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Can I post some nipples here then ?

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I can see the screen on my 37" HDTV just fine from the couch, as I remote control my Media Centre PC using a wireless keyboard, surf the internet, and play games, thanks!

 

I used to keep a condom in mine, in case I got lucky. Maybe you aren't the lucky sort.

 

Why Sam, you sound like you've actually tried these, but with less than desireable results.

 

If you're having sex with people you don't want to have children with and may have a diseases, you need luck more than I do. I hope it holds out for you.

 

Accepted, but could you post a picture of your dog wearing them?

 

You seem to not grasp that my sentence was on the past tense. Anyway, any new sexual partner could give you a disease, unless you are both uptight virgins saving it for marriage, of course.

 

You seem to not grasp the word "if" in the begining of my post.

But ,yes. I believe the decision of parenthood should come before you stick your pecker in and create a life.

Strange concept, eh?

 

This key on the keyboard

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What the hell can it do other than take up space???