Why there are no unicorns (a bit of humour).

Discussion in 'Religion' started by Dinosaur, Mar 12, 2017.

  1. Dinosaur Rational Skeptic Valued Senior Member

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    A year or more ago, I saw a delightful computer-produced video.

    It showed Noah loading animals on the Ark, while unicorns were dancing & playing in the rain.
     
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  3. timojin Valued Senior Member

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    They were not unicorn they were rinocerontes
     
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  7. karenmansker HSIRI Registered Senior Member

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    W-H-A-A-A-T-T!! Are you saying that unicorns are NOT REAL!! (LOL, a bit more humour!)
     
  8. Oystein Registered Senior Member

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    I'd like to eat one.
     
  9. Ted Grant II Registered Senior Member

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    That's news to me. They are mentioned 9 times in the Bible, King James version.
    In other versions, the word is translated, probably more accurately, as wild bull or ox.
    The fact that different translations produce different words shows that the translators are not inspired by God in the same way as the original writers.
    Muslims, of course, have always been aware of this fact. God, apparently, only speaks the truth in Arabic in one religion.
    But I am assured that on average, a new Bible translation is started somewhere in the world every three or four days.
    At this rate, Bible translation agencies believe that by the year 2025 everyone will be able to hear God speak clearly to them in the language they understand best.
    I wonder if the same effort applies to The Origin of Species by Natural Selection or The God Delusion ?
     
  10. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Unicorns only exist in Scotland.

     
  11. Michael 345 Valued Senior Member

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    And sung about by the Irish?

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  12. timojin Valued Senior Member

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    Can you exactly say where does it mention at least one time ( unicorn )
     
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  15. StrangerInAStrangeLa SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Were there dragons & dinosaurs dancing with the unicorns?

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  16. Seattle Valued Senior Member

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    They taste like chicken.
     

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