Would You Marry an Angry Gorilla?

Why, the pink, dancing lion of my rapidly disintegrating brain, of course.

 

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I suggest everyone start an intelligent discussion rather than discussing nonexisting lions and revenge topics.

 

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I did but you've all gone 'wildly' off-topic.

'Wildly'. D'you get it?

 

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NO I WOULD NOT MARRY AN ANGRY GORILLA.

 

Even a cuddly one?

 

It's all well and good making such unqualified blanket statements. Not very illuminating though. Care to give reasons?

 

...the question here is which bullets to use for the gorilla last birthday wish...lead bullets or mercury

 

because I am a male. because I am a human. because I am only sexually interested in female. because I have a biological mission to accomplish.

 

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Guess what this is made of...

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My future wife.

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Your chest hair?

 

thatll be too much hair for me.

 

a coat of "your future female gorilla wife" for my future human female wife

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No, I was talking about the pink one on the right.

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Ha ha.

 

my future wife would not have that much pubic hair...she isnt brazillian...

 

Aye, that were nobbut a lovely cup of tea that, lad, ah tell thi.

Keep debating the issues that really matter.

 

I added some cyanide to the tea...how are you feeling?

 

Mmmm ....cyanide has a nice almond taste.