3 Word Story

[morsey]

the big tv

 

[slim]

who would know?

 

[morsey]

but it did

 

[tartemis]

cause mass uncontrolability

 

[psychomantyss]

of bowel movements

 

[Qiothus II]

and rapid orgasms

 

[tartemis]

in local hermaphrodites.

 

[IXL777]

androgynous big fat

 

[tartemis]

sloths waddling towards

 

[On Radioactive Waves]

quickly moving backwards

 

[slim]

begging to free

 

[spuriousmonkey]

mankind from religion

 

[IXL777]

which is highly

 

[spuriousmonkey]

desirable because the

 

[Panther]

women look for

 

[slim]

wild, reckless men

 

[jarednopref]

who have some

 

[IXL777]

joie de vivre

 

[spuriousmonkey]

and long beards

 

[IXL777]

but short and