Let me sing you a song all about my disease.
It makes me do things in multiples of three.
And if you were to ask what's the matter with me,
I would tap my right foot (tap, tap, tap) and say O.C.D.
I place my belongings in parallel lines.
If it's not a right angle it's wrong in my mind.
So if you see me acting out please let me be,
for I'm clapping my hands (clap, clap, clap) do to O.C.D.
Singing I, I, I; I, I, I (start round) don't know oh why, why, why; why, why, why; why, why, why. I, I, I; I, I, I can't stop my mind, mind, mind; mind, mind, mind; mind, mind, mind (end round).
I'll wash my hands at least three times an hour.
I'll lather and rub and I'll scrub and I'll scour.
But if someone comes in and they interrupt me,
I will rinse and repeat do to my O.C.D. I will rinse and repeat do my O.C.D. I will rinse and repeat do to my O.C.D.
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[Back Story: There is a guy at my work (one of the bosses sons) who suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder. His ticks and rituals piss off every employee in the shop, myself included. The thing is, I know he is sick so instead of letting myself get upset and ruining my day, I decided to write a little Irish diddie that I could sing to myself whenever I saw him wasting the companies money. I have to say, it has worked like a charm.]