The Procrastinator's Creed:
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
"Sanity is a one trick pony -- all you have is rational thought. But when you're good and loony, the sky's the limit!"
"I want to die sleeping peacefully, - like my grandma; not screaming with horror, - like those, who were as passangers in her car."