Alien surgery on cows in Patagonia?

did anyone check for grapes? -laughs-

does anyone have a list of all of the places that this was claimed to have happened.... ?
 
It happens all over the place. I swear to god I can't turn around without seeing a mutilated corpse somewhere in my field of vision, and all due to aliens, of course.
 
I think aliens would have better things to do than mess with our livestock. Unless you can blame it on desparate French chefs.
 
Sure, when our livestock start turning up with their genitals cleanly removed, you blame the aliens, but when they start missing the parts of them that we eat, you blame the french. typical.


(hahaha just kidding)
 
It all just goes to show you, their is some really wierd stuff out in this world.
 
I doubt some of the weirder french chefs would balk at eating cow genitalia.

Note: Technically the franch are aliens, at least to me. I don't live in france.
 
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