Druids
Buddhism
2) Joyous xians prancing around in an orgy of little boys and girls, hosted by god himself
Psychotic Episode said:
Of those four, which one sounds the best? I guess it depends on whether I need to be a sexual deviant if I want to be Christian or perhaps I have to prefer White Phosphorus, TNT or lighter fluid for the other three. Such tough choices.
Dear confused atheist,
I suggest that you kill yourself and settle the question the most direct fashion possible. It should become immediately obvious which religion is right a few moments after your ultimate breath.
You will see one of the following soon after shuffling off your mortal coil:
1) Joyous muslims prancing around in an orgy of virgins, hosted by god himself
2) Joyous xians prancing around in an orgy of little boys and girls, hosted by god himself
3) Somber jews realizing they have no one to prance with.
4) A bright light at the end of a tunnel as you are reborn, Buddhist style, for another go-around
4) Joyous hindus getting manually stimulated by millions of shivas (shiva can service six at once)
Then you'll have to set yourself on fire when you need to protest about something
Writing the word 'Xtian' instead of 'Christian' is almost as bad as writing 'G*d' instead of 'God'.
I mean, I do see you are being playful, but you are aware of the really poor logic here, aren't you? You define atheists in a way no one else does so they come off nice and non-violent. You fail to mention that most people are theists so it's going to be likely that theists commit acts of violence. I really wish atheist organizations had come out against some of the recent wars, but they seem to be as gullible as everyone else when authority tells them this or that campaign of violence is necessary. There have been decent numbers of religious pacificsts - think Ghandi, think Quakers, and most conscientious objectors base their claims on religious grounds. But I realize this 'interest' of yours was just part of the 'joke.'Can someone help me? I want to join a religion but I can't make up my mind. All have remarkable attributes. There are Jews whipping Arab butt, Christians sexually molesting children, Muslims blowing up people all over the place and Hindus burning brides. I don't know which one to pick. They all sound marvelous
Of those four, which one sounds the best? I guess it depends on whether I need to be a sexual deviant if I want to be Christian or perhaps I have to prefer White Phosphorus, TNT or lighter fluid for the other three. Such tough choices.
Help me make the leap. All the atheists I know want no part of religion and some peace in the world. All without killing someone to get it. WTF is that? Bunch of freakin' losers
I mean, I do see you are being playful,
sounds like you would be setting yourself up for a great weekendSuppose I knew nothing of any of those religions, then during my indoctrination would I be informed that children will be buggered by my clergy, I might have to detonate a bomb strapped to myself, kill people, or set my wife on fire?
sounds like you would be setting yourself up for a great weekend
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M*W: Atheists have already made the giant leap over the false diety they thought was god.
You believe this?I would like to know the truth. These religions are the best choice for billions.
Heck, I don't even tell people what ice cream they should eat. Take a little responsibility, Psychotic.So tell me what I should choose, what's so hard about that?
Things are attractive to people or a certain person. The quality of being attractive is not a universal quality in the religion.Surely there is something more attractive for each that sets them apart from one another.
You do?I need someone to tell me what it is.
I don't think we need to suppose.Suppose I knew nothing of any of those religions, then during my indoctrination would I be informed that children will be buggered by my clergy, I might have to detonate a bomb strapped to myself, kill people, or set my wife on fire?
And the OP, despite your not addressing my point, still makes no sense.
Oh, the OP was part of religion. OK.I just wanted to use the smilies. Wasn't supposed to make sense. But then again, what part of religion does?
I thought it was supposed to be humor mocking religions somehow. My mistake.
ah, so you think mocking has to be sarcastic.Sarcasm requires the little Rolls Eyes Emoticon. Come on Doreen, get with the program.
ah, so you think mocking has to be sarcastic.
I am sorry you have detractors.At a time when conventional or schoolyard mocking gets dull it is a refreshing change. Some might consider it a way of testing a detractor's IQ.